TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN JESUS
When Christian students at Texas A&M University donned pro-abstinence T-shirts titled 'Top Ten Reasons Why Jesus is Better than Beer,' Steve Berry of Texas A&M's Agnostic and Atheist Student Group knew how to respond:
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give them away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait more than two thousand years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
When Christian students at Texas A&M University donned pro-abstinence T-shirts titled 'Top Ten Reasons Why Jesus is Better than Beer,' Steve Berry of Texas A&M's Agnostic and Atheist Student Group knew how to respond:
10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give them away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait more than two thousand years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
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