Top 10 Reasons why ATOT sucks

[SampSon]

Originally posted by: pclstyle

Originally posted by: SampSon
0. 101% of the membership on the forums fancy themselves bystanders who are able to make seemingly profound objective obervations about the rest of the community while attempting to convince themselves they don't fit into any category they just outlined.

For example, I bet the OP is TRUELY an adept sexual predator, with an astounding IQ and a bankroll that never ends!

lol, cute!

i should toss that in: "...loves to play the 'i'm different thus superior' card, though actually falling into the basest, most simple form of goth-angst out there.

...in middle school"

crawling in my skin?

 

[loup garou]

11/10

 

[morkus64]

Originally posted by: SampSon
0. 101% of the membership on the forums fancy themselves bystanders who are able to make seemingly profound objective obervations about the rest of the community while attempting to convince themselves they don't fit into any category they just outlined.

For example, I bet the OP is TRUELY an adept sexual predator, with an astounding IQ and a bankroll that never ends!

Just because he asks me to make sure my mommy isn't around whenever we speak doesn't mean he's a sexual predator.

 

[altonb1]

Meh.

ATOT is the bain of my existance. (umm...or not...)

 

[vi edit]

And here I thought one of them would be: "Ooops! You encountered an error, we have let the webmaster know about the problem."

 

[Glavinsolo]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
And here I thought one of them would be: "Ooops! You encountered an error, we have let the webmaster know about the problem."

I got those

 

[Skunkwourk]

I read that and then expected to see 10k as your post count...

 

[tranceport]

10/10

 

[Special K]

3. 99% of individuals have a highly inflated impression of their own self worth. The remaining 1% was emotionally beaten into oblivion by the majority, after posting either a high-school centered YAGT or accidentally presenting a story in a way that could cause the OP to be mistaken as a bigot. That 1% now hides in the shadows, waiting in futility for their name to fade again from the spotlight of notoriety ? but ATOT never forgets.

The median income of an ATOT member is $500k, didn't you know?

 

[computeerrgghh]

I believe you forgot something: Cliffs?

 

[BurnItDwn]

Hey now, Between all the various members in the World of Warcraft guild that I'm in, we've got Doctors, Lawyers, Accountants, and even a guy who works IT for the White House.

Excellent post btw, very funny!

 

[pclstyle]

Originally posted by: computeerrgghh
I believe you forgot something: Cliffs?

lol

 

[DaWhim]

Originally posted by: computeerrgghh
I believe you forgot something: Cliffs?

yea, cliffs mofo!

 

[torpid]

This thread would be much better with linked example threads for each of the 11 points.

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: Eghck
I read that and then expected to see 10k as your post count...

i know! but then you realize even people with 2k posts have a ton of experience on ATOT.

 

[imported_Pablo]

WEEEEEEE

 

[amish]

Originally posted by: pclstyle
2. ATOT never forgets. If you were ever overly curious about a spider, killed a fictional person, or even just sold your body in a little man-on-man action to purchase a video card ? it'll haunt you for the rest of your days. Never will you post again without another individual taking it upon themself to reference (links and all) your past. This also works in the lower, less glamorous end of the spectrum. Your opinion is of absolute worthlessness once someone digs up a post you made 8 years ago, while inebriated, about how you thought GWB wasn't "that bad".

who was that?

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: amish

Originally posted by: pclstyle
2. ATOT never forgets. If you were ever overly curious about a spider, killed a fictional person, or even just sold your body in a little man-on-man action to purchase a video card ? it'll haunt you for the rest of your days. Never will you post again without another individual taking it upon themself to reference (links and all) your past. This also works in the lower, less glamorous end of the spectrum. Your opinion is of absolute worthlessness once someone digs up a post you made 8 years ago, while inebriated, about how you thought GWB wasn't "that bad".

who was that?

Why the heck would you want to know? You have a new video card or something...?

 

[DainBramaged]

Nice list. Should have expanded it to twenty reasons and saved it for your lifer post.

 

[waggy]

damn op. you forgot the "change of culture" thread. I'm sure that would hit the top 10!

 

[Syringer]

2. ATOT never forgets. If you were ever overly curious about a spider, killed a fictional person, or even just sold your body in a little man-on-man action to purchase a video card ? it'll haunt you for the rest of your days. Never will you post again without another individual taking it upon themself to reference (links and all) your past. This also works in the lower, less glamorous end of the spectrum. Your opinion is of absolute worthlessness once someone digs up a post you made 8 years ago, while inebriated, about how you thought GWB wasn't "that bad".

I call major shens on this one

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: amish

Originally posted by: pclstyle
2. ATOT never forgets. If you were ever overly curious about a spider, killed a fictional person, or even just sold your body in a little man-on-man action to purchase a video card ? it'll haunt you for the rest of your days. Never will you post again without another individual taking it upon themself to reference (links and all) your past. This also works in the lower, less glamorous end of the spectrum. Your opinion is of absolute worthlessness once someone digs up a post you made 8 years ago, while inebriated, about how you thought GWB wasn't "that bad".

who was that?

sonz70, Man Whore Extraordinaire.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: waggy
damn op. you forgot the "change of culture" thread. I'm sure that would hit the top 10!

I only vaguely remember that...wasn't that the one where different people asked for clarification and were then promptly banned?

I think I stayed the hell out of that thread.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: waggy
damn op. you forgot the "change of culture" thread. I'm sure that would hit the top 10!

I only vaguely remember that...wasn't that the one where different people asked for clarification and were then promptly banned?

I think I stayed the hell out of that thread.

pretty much it.

good part is it started af ew other sites that are doing well.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: pclstyle

1b. 99% (or close enough to it) of the ATOT population claims incredible sexual prowess and will gladly describe, in detail, the 8 hour menage trois session they just finished 'wrapping up', or the time they banged 11 girls back to back, stopping only because they found the experience lacking. And because it was time to hit the gym anyway.

Link to menage thread?