Top 10 reasons to go to work naked

[NikPreviousAcct]

Top 10 reasons to go to work naked:

10. No one ever steals your chair.

9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.

8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.

7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. (ooh that's a bad one-sorry)

6. You want to see if it's like the dream.

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."

3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human Resources.

2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on your tan.

1. Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!" Ever Again!!!!!

 

[Beau]

lol

 

[katka]

Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your butt in here by 8:00!" Ever Again!!

This all depends on how good it looks.:Q

 

[Grasshopper27]

LOL!

 

[pyonir]

somehow, i think if i did this...i'd be told never to come back.

 

[LeStEr]

Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
LOL!

 

[Scarpozzi]

:Q

 

[GoodToGo]

 

[Geekbabe]

No freaking way! I freeze my rump off as it is now it's so cold at work sometimes!

 

[AreaCode707]

nik, you told me you *quit* your job...

 

[brxndxn]

My dad had a friend that worked at one of those 'dot-com' upstarts/downstarts..

His friend said they hired a network engineer that insisted on working naked. He got his own room with a computer which he used to fix network problems, run the web page, etc all while being naked.

Needless to say, when the company started firing people, he was the first to go. Apparently, he was a good network admin, though. I wonder if he posted on AT?

 

[conjur]

Grasshopper hijacked ffmcobalt's account???? :Q

 

[kt]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
My dad had a friend that worked at one of those 'dot-com' upstarts/downstarts..

His friend said they hired a network engineer that insisted on working naked. He got his own room with a computer which he used to fix network problems, run the web page, etc all while being naked.

Needless to say, when the company started firing people, he was the first to go. Apparently, he was a good network admin, though. I wonder if he posted on AT?

Yes, I am sure he is "working" on something REAL hard while running (or surfing) the web pages.

 

[Viper0329]

 

[ProviaFan]

Haha.

 

[Darein]

Freaky.

 

[DoNotDisturb]

wtf

 

[Deleted member 4644]

Hmm thats not going to fly in most work environments

 

[Stallion]

In the building I work in there are only about 5 ladies and I don't want to see any of them naked , butI would imagine some of these freaks would love to see theStallion in the raw.

 

[Koing]

no2 doesn't work.......

Being naked at work would be freaky.

Why would that company hire that naked guy?

 

[ProviaFan]

Originally posted by: Koing
no2 doesn't work.......

Being naked at work would be freaky.

Why would that company hire that naked guy?

Because the boss had a fetish for the naked news?

 

[Geekbabe]

There is no sex in the champagne room and nobody in their right mind goes naked into the server room.. brrrr!!!:Q

 

[MainFramed]

ROFL

good one Nik

 

[GeekDrew]

Hmmm... I work in a public highschool. Wonder what the reaction would be........

 

[johneetrash]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

5. To stop those creepy programmer guys from looking down your blouse.

why didnt i think of this earlier?

i hate it hwen they look down my blouse =/