Top 10 "GUY" vehicles

[NFS4]

Dodge Viper convertible 91.00%
Porsche 911 Carrera 90.10%
Chevrolet Corvette convertible 89.30%
Toyota Tundra 89.10%
Maserati Coupe 89.10%
Dodge Dakota 88.90%
Mercury Marauder 88.50%
Mercedes CL-Class 87.80%
Chevrolet Silverado 87.30%
GMC Sierra 87.30%

http://autoweek.com/cat_content.mv?port_code=autoweek&cat_code=carnews&loc_code=index&content_code=02216165

 

[Red Dawn]

Only one Asian Import?

 

No offense NFS4 but I use Autoweek to wipe my ass with when I'm camping.

 

[Red]

Turn in your man card if you don't have one of these vehicles.

 

[rh71]

have you guys ever seen a chick in a modern Vette before ? I was surprised to see one the other day... relatively young too...

 

Yea right Red, Like I'm going to turn in my man card because of what other people think I should be driving.

 

[PingSpike]

I just buy cheap compacts. My penis is big enough that I have nothing to make up for.

 

I just buy cheap compacts. My penis is big enough that I have nothing to make up for.

Unfortunately you have it covered with a paper bag

 

[her209]

Why is "GUY" in quotes?

 

[ndee]

a Corvette? That's the typical hooker car here in Switzerland, next to the Mercedes SLK.

 

[Red]

Originally posted by: Roger
Yea right Red, Like I'm going to turn in my man card because of what other people think I should be driving.

Sorry Rog, you're not a man if you don't drive a vehicle listed above. The internet says so, and the internet is always right.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Roger

I just buy cheap compacts. My penis is big enough that I have nothing to make up for.

Unfortunately you have it covered with a paper bag

I actually had to think about that for a minute before I realized what was implied.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Hey, my car's #6 in the man quotient! And four of the five above are very much out of my ability to insure and I can outrun the other one.

 

I'm SO damn secure in my masculinity, I drive a Honda Accord with WHEEL COVERS! *Tim Taylor guffaw*

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: ndee
a Corvette? That's the typical hooker car here in Switzerland, next to the Mercedes SLK.

So that's like a Swiss version of an SUV and a Soccer Mom?

 

[wasssup]

how come the honda civic isn't on that list?

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: ndee
a Corvette? That's the typical hooker car here in Switzerland, next to the Mercedes SLK.

Dude...that doesn't count.

 

[ndee]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: ndee
a Corvette? That's the typical hooker car here in Switzerland, next to the Mercedes SLK.

So that's like a Swiss version of an SUV and a Soccer Mom?

Lately, I don't understand what you or Roger are trying to say...

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: ndee
a Corvette? That's the typical hooker car here in Switzerland, next to the Mercedes SLK.

Hookers in Switzerland drive cars? Mercedes, even?

Wow.

 

Lately, I don't understand what you or Roger are trying to say...

I'm sorry if we are above your comprehension level but there is nothing we can do about it, it's all up to you to raise your level of understanding

 

[GasX]

I am going to guess that 9% of Dodge Viper buyers are trophy wives buying a car for their 60 year old husband with HIS money.

 

[nakedfrog]

I think I'd enjoy having a Mercury Marauder... of course I own an old Grand Marquis.

 

[CChaos]

Ah jeez, I've got a hatchback. It's got 6 cylinders though! That's got to be good for some machismo.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I think I'd enjoy having a Mercury Marauder... of course I own an old Grand Marquis.

I'd enjoy it if they hadn't put such a pussified motor in such a big car.

 

[ndee]

Originally posted by: Eli

Originally posted by: ndee
a Corvette? That's the typical hooker car here in Switzerland, next to the Mercedes SLK.

Hookers in Switzerland drive cars? Mercedes, even?

Wow.

Their pimp's cars of course

Roger: Yeah, that HAS to be it OK, so explain me what Red Dawn wanted to say then( I know it "destroys" the joke but so be it )