Toolgirl!

[Lord Evermore]

An honorable nef to make you laugh and to introduce my new sig!

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, and mday, I've removed all references to Nathan from my sig, simply because it went over 255 characters and the new one is much more amusing, at least to me and until somebody tells me it's not allowed.

And to the not-so-ladylike and the ungentlemanly, a sense of humor AND I'm smart! What's not to like? Order your Lord today!

 

[ltk007]

Can I pick one up at Kmart?

 

[Lord Evermore]

Sorry, we're only available at fine hardware stores everywhere.

 

[ltk007]

Ahh... so they consider you fine hardware? How much? I'm in the market for a lord.

 

[Lord Evermore]

We're cheap. Although you have to remember to also purchase a supply of powerful sedatives (usually available in the horse care section, specifically "stud" care). We can be rather hyper at times and need to be brought down for our own safety and that of others.

Also make sure you have plenty of parchment and quill pens and ink. Lords can't write on normal paper, and you'll be wanting your Lord to sign many legal documents granting you the privileges normally associated with a Lord.

Also remember to keep your Lord away from people who might be considered attractive. Essentially that means make sure you have a room with no windows and that you yourself are completely covered with baggy clothing when feeding your Lord. Subjecting your Lord to the appearance of a human in the 'available' age range can be very damaging.

Your Lord can provide mountains of intelligent conversation in various areas, however be careful not to get into an argument with your Lord when it's apparent that he feels that he is correct. Also watch out to not accidently be arguing about something where you're both on the same side and saying the same thing but using different words. Your Lord will be very good at making those types of arguments last forever.

 

[ltk007]

Wow, I'm gonna go get one tomorrow

 

[Regine]

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And that you can
Thanks Evermore - you know why

 

[Lord Evermore]

That's all I needed...ahhhh...I'm spent...