Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop,
place an order, and when they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with
them.
:beer:
place an order, and when they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with
them.
:beer:
Too drunk to drive?
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moshquerade
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TheLonelyPhoenix
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You should be in jail, fvck, dont endanger other people's lives
(BTW I think your post was sarcasm, the above statement is for if it was not)
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Doesn't work with me, unless you have cash money up front. I get asked all the time, too. I don't really get it, but some people seem to mistake my pizza bag for a "Taxi" sign.
Here's the deal: I charge more than a taxi, because I'm not a taxi. I say $5 or $10 a head, up front, depending on my mood. Most people turn me down, which is fine with me. If you haven't turned me down at that point, you'll get a ride if and only if: A) you can tell me the exact address or intersection up front, because that's where I'll take you--ONE STOP--then I kick you out of my car--if you're lost, that's your problem, not mine (I don't get lost
) ; B) it's not a bad hood; C) it's close; D) I'm going that direction anyway; E) I feel absolutely at ease with the situation.
Some dumb-ass drunk suburban dude was trying to beg a ride from all of us delivery drivers at work "because a cab would be $40" and he didn't have the money. I asked him where he lived. He said "Eagan," a suburb that's like 20 miles away. I told him "$40 sounds about right," and laughed. It was a Friday or Saturday, so there were 6 or 7 drivers on. None of us know how (or if) he got home that night, because nobody rides for free with any of us.
Doesn't work with me, unless you have cash money up front. I get asked all the time, too. I don't really get it, but some people seem to mistake my pizza bag for a "Taxi" sign.
Here's the deal: I charge more than a taxi, because I'm not a taxi. I say $5 or $10 a head, up front, depending on my mood. Most people turn me down, which is fine with me. If you haven't turned me down at that point, you'll get a ride if and only if: A) you can tell me the exact address or intersection up front, because that's where I'll take you--ONE STOP--then I kick you out of my car--if you're lost, that's your problem, not mine (I don't get lost
) ; B) it's not a bad hood; C) it's close; D) I'm going that direction anyway; E) I feel absolutely at ease with the situation.Some dumb-ass drunk suburban dude was trying to beg a ride from all of us delivery drivers at work "because a cab would be $40" and he didn't have the money. I asked him where he lived. He said "Eagan," a suburb that's like 20 miles away. I told him "$40 sounds about right," and laughed. It was a Friday or Saturday, so there were 6 or 7 drivers on. None of us know how (or if) he got home that night, because nobody rides for free with any of us.
I used to deliver pizzas, and I probably wouldn't do that. By the time you're drunk, I'm about to get off work and don't want to take deal with the hassle of picking some dude up and dropping him off. I want to get my last delivery out quickly so I can go get drunk myself.
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Amused
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1. Pizza Delivery Companies and drivers do not need, nor want to assume the extra liability of taking on passangers.
2. What Pizza Delivery guy would want a drunk, possible vomit factory in his car?
3. What Pizza Delivery guy would want a stranger in their car when their number one fear is robbery?
Your idea sucks.
2. What Pizza Delivery guy would want a drunk, possible vomit factory in his car?
3. What Pizza Delivery guy would want a stranger in their car when their number one fear is robbery?
Your idea sucks.
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