Too cool to be at a strip club...

edro

Lifer
Apr 5, 2002
24,326
68
91
So I have only been at like 3 strip clubs ever, and I was drunk at all of them.

One thing that bugged me though, was how some guys try to act all cool. When the stripper is in their face, shakin their stuff, the guy will act like he is talking to a buddy and look away from her.

Dude... you aren't fooling anyone. You are a pathetic loser who just tries to look too important to notice the hot naked chick in front of you.

Why the hell would you go to a strip club if you aren't going to look at the strippers?

It's just a pet peeve...

EDIT: On a side note... I am like a deer in headlights at a strip club... partly due to my drunken state, partly because there are hot naked women dancing in front of me. :D
 

yukichigai

Diamond Member
Apr 23, 2003
6,404
0
76
The atmosphere?

Yeah, that's idiotic. And the strippers think it's disrespectful. (as though oggling them while they gyrate on stage isn't)
 

z0mb13

Lifer
May 19, 2002
18,106
1
76
going to a strip club is like going to a candy store but not being able to eat or touch the candies..
 

OMGoddess

Banned
Jun 25, 2004
714
0
0
Not every guy that goes to a stirp club have much of a choice in it. Most of the time their buddies drag them through. They also might be trying to be faithful to their S/O.
 

ghostman

Golden Member
Jul 12, 2000
1,819
1
76
Hmm... I've never been to a strip club. There is talk about it once my friend turns 21. How much $$ does one usually drop at one of these places?
 

edro

Lifer
Apr 5, 2002
24,326
68
91
Originally posted by: z0mb13
going to a strip club is like going to a candy store but not being able to eat or touch the candies..

Some guys can't afford the top of the line candy... so they must look is awe.
 

blackdogdeek

Lifer
Mar 14, 2003
14,453
10
81
Originally posted by: edro13
So I have only been at like 3 strip clubs ever, and I was drunk at all of them.

One thing that bugged me though, was how some guys try to act all cool. When the stripper is in their face, shakin their stuff, the guy will act like he is talking to a buddy and look away from her.

Dude... you aren't fooling anyone. You are a pathetic loser who just tries to look too important to notice the hot naked chick in front of you.

Why the hell would you go to a strip club if you aren't going to look at the strippers?

It's just a pet peeve...

EDIT: On a side note... I am like a deer in headlights at a strip club... partly due to my drunken state, partly because there are hot naked women dancing in front of me. :D

actually, it sounds to me like you check out other guys at strip clubs ;)
 

blackdogdeek

Lifer
Mar 14, 2003
14,453
10
81
Originally posted by: ghostman
Hmm... I've never been to a strip club. There is talk about it once my friend turns 21. How much $$ does one usually drop at one of these places?

$10-$20 for the cover.

$1 per stripper on the stage if you want to tip her.

$20 per lap dance.

this is what i typically encounter.
 

edro

Lifer
Apr 5, 2002
24,326
68
91
Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
Originally posted by: edro13
So I have only been at like 3 strip clubs ever, and I was drunk at all of them.

One thing that bugged me though, was how some guys try to act all cool. When the stripper is in their face, shakin their stuff, the guy will act like he is talking to a buddy and look away from her.

Dude... you aren't fooling anyone. You are a pathetic loser who just tries to look too important to notice the hot naked chick in front of you.

Why the hell would you go to a strip club if you aren't going to look at the strippers?

It's just a pet peeve...

EDIT: On a side note... I am like a deer in headlights at a strip club... partly due to my drunken state, partly because there are hot naked women dancing in front of me. :D

actually, it sounds to me like you check out other guys at strip clubs ;)

When a stripper is shakin her ass in a guy's face, it is fun to watch his expression. :D
 

andylawcc

Lifer
Mar 9, 2000
18,183
3
81
strip club is an extreme waste of money. I am not against going to one, but it is quite pointless coz all you get for 40-50 buck is just some more dick tease (as if you didn't have enough in real life)
 

anxi80

Lifer
Jul 7, 2002
12,294
2
0
Originally posted by: edro13
When a stripper is shakin her ass in a guy's face, it is fun to watch his expression. :D
the one on his face, or the one in* his pants?


sorry, couldnt resist. :p
 

DaiShan

Diamond Member
Jul 5, 2001
9,617
1
0
Originally posted by: ghostman
Hmm... I've never been to a strip club. There is talk about it once my friend turns 21. How much $$ does one usually drop at one of these places?
Hahaha my friend spent 6 grand at Mons Venus, I wasn't there to witness the debauchery, but apparently he was getting lap dances from like 3 girls at once for the whole night. My friends got me strippers for my birthday which was sweet, I knew they were throwing a party so I go to my friends house and theres like a crap load of people then like an hour into it she takes me up stairs where a few of my boys are waiting and strippers come in, it was sweet, but apparently they charged extra for every 10 guys in the place heh hence the upstairs room, I think it was like 150 per hour per stripper.
 

OMGoddess

Banned
Jun 25, 2004
714
0
0
Originally posted by: andylawcc
strip club is an extreme waste of money. I am not against going to one, but it is quite pointless coz all you get for 40-50 buck is just some more dick tease (as if you didn't have enough in real life)

No shilting couldn't agree more.
 

isekii

Lifer
Mar 16, 2001
28,578
3
81
Originally posted by: edro13
Originally posted by: isekii
are the stripclubs you visit all nude ?

The one in Canada was...

They sell alcohol in all nude strip clubs ?

in NJ it's against the law. :(
Tittie bars they are allowed ot serve alcohol, but all nude=no alcohol.
 

CPA

Elite Member
Nov 19, 2001
30,322
4
0
Originally posted by: z0mb13
going to a strip club is like going to a candy store but not being able to eat or touch the candies..

You obviously haven't been to the right strip club.