Too bad we can't Matrix ourselves and use our bodies as batteries...

StormRider

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... because it could be used to help us lose weight.

Imagine if we could go to sleep while hooking up wires to our bodies. These wires will drain our energy to power our homes etc. By doing this, it will burn away calories while we sleep. Therefore, we can all pig out at McDonalds during the day because it will be drained away at night to power our homes -- and we will all be thin and in great shape and lose our dependence on oil.
 

MichaelD

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Not only are you never, EVER going to get laid, but you are so far out there, NASA can't see you with the Hubble Telescope.

What the hell are you smoking, Drano?
 

WarmAndSCSI

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Well, here's my humans 4 energy plan:

Take all stupid, retarded, worthless, moronic, etc. people and annoying children (90% of all children) and burn them to make energy!!!

MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
 

flxnimprtmscl

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Originally posted by: StormRider
... because it could be used to help us lose weight.

Imagine if we could go to sleep while hooking up wires to our bodies. These wires will drain our energy to power our homes etc. By doing this, it will burn away calories while we sleep. Therefore, we can all pig out at McDonalds during the day because it will be drained away at night to power our homes -- and we will all be thin and in great shape and lose our dependence on oil.

Or.... you could just join a gym if you're a fat ass.
 

Acanthus

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Originally posted by: TheUnhappyCamper
Well, here's my humans 4 energy plan:

Take all stupid, retarded, worthless, moronic, etc. people and annoying children (90% of all children) and burn them to make energy!!!

MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

you sir, think like me :).
 

Siddhartha

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Not only are you never, EVER going to get laid, but you are so far out there, NASA can't see you with the Hubble Telescope.

What the hell are you smoking, Drano?

LOL
 

ROTC1983

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Storm rider is just weird. I think he gets kicks out of us responding to his threads.
 

HappyPuppy

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Not only are you never, EVER going to get laid, but you are so far out there, NASA can't see you with the Hubble Telescope.

What the hell are you smoking, Drano?



StormRider is a lazy, fatass, do nothing cootie boy who hasn't seen the light of day for years. His idea of exercise is to reach for another warm Mountain Dew from the stack of sodas his one legged mommy put beside his desk after her last trip to the supermarket.

The internals of a Twinkie have more substance and structure than his musculature. His bones have the elasticity of a frozen Hebrew National frankfurter.

To pity him would be a waste of time and effort, but mocking him is an exhilarating experience!

Live long and prosper, doughboy!:Q
 

AvesPKS

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Originally posted by: TheUnhappyCamper
Well, here's my humans 4 energy plan:

Take all stupid, retarded, worthless, moronic, etc. people and annoying children (90% of all children) and burn them to make energy!!!

MUHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Good job! We'll call it the Final Solution!

Peter Gibbons: "The Nazis had flair!"