Too bad it was all singles an not 100's.

[funboy6942]

I sold my van and he showed up with 2,600 singles to pay for it. Bank took it, thats all I care about

Now all I need to do is add a few lines of blow, few hand guns, and a few buds.

 

[mrCide]

maybe he owns vending machines

..

 

[Gibson486]

At that point,. I would have said, give me a check, wait three days, pick up the car.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

At that point,. I would have said, give me a check, wait three days, pick up the car.

Seriously? You'd turn down cash? I'd take it in pennies before I'd take a check.

 

[DesiPower]

you sold you van to a stripper?

 

[Crusty]

At that point,. I would have said, give me a check, wait three days, pick up the car.

Thanks for the free car.

 

[highland145]

you sold you van to a stripper?

He could have a hell of a time letting her earn it back.

 

[funboy6942]

At that point,. I would have said, give me a check, wait three days, pick up the car.

Yeah it took 10 minutes for the bank to count it, and you rather wait 3 days for a check to clear.

 

[swanysto]

Yeah it took 10 minutes for the bank to count it, and you rather wait 3 days for a check to clear.

Or wait 3 days for them to tell you it bounced and they charged you a ridiculous fee?

 

[God Mode]

maybe he owns vending machines

..

He'll also give out free candy from that van.

 

[Ruptga]

Now all I need to do is add a few lines of blow, few hand guns, and a few buds.

Don't forget to put a single $100 on top of each stack.

 

[edro]

They were all counterfeit.
You never expected it because of their denomination.

 

[BoberFett]

you sold you van to a stripper?

Strippers pay in 20s, not 1s. Those 1s the doofuses on sniffers row hold in their teeth go to tips to the DJs, bouncers, etc.

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

You sold your van?

 

[Eli]

$2600 in ones???

That's really odd. What was his explanation?

 

[Krazy4Real]

lol!

 

[Drako]

Why did you sell your van?

And why the hell would somebody pay in all ones?

 

[ElFenix]

at least it wasn't Sacajawea dollars. though getting a couple big sacks full of gold coins could be fun

 

[funboy6942]

I sold my E150 conversion van, not Fastro

And I sold my van because I owned 3 of them and this one LOVED gas going through it so I kept my mini van and fastro. Fastro got better MPG then the E150 did and also my left knee is shot so it was actually hard an hurt me getting in and out of it. I slide in and out of my 01 Montana and it gets around 30mpg.

And paying all in ones, really I thought it was cool. Something way different. I never been paid with all ones before. Should of seen the bank tellers face when I opened my grocery sack of ones and said "who wants to have fun counting a lot of singles?" They ran it all through their machine, took about 10 minutes with 2 girls counting it. One fed the machine and the other put the 100 slip back on. But in the end money is money, and I was not going to hamper a sale telling him I wouldnt take all ones so he can say "fuck it then" and drive off. Sure it kinda sucked, just a very little bit, but it looked cool looking at the huge stack of singles there on my desk wishing they were $100 bills instead.

 

[moshquerade]

$2600 in ones???

That's really odd. What was his explanation?

This.

 

[911paramedic]

Very strange.

 

[funboy6942]

This.

He really didnt give me one, and again I was just happy to get it sold. I had it up for 2 months atleast with no takers on it, he was buying so I sold it. He did say if anyone asks to say he owns a strip joint in LA. It was strange but money is money and I was happy to take it. He could of paid me all in quarters \

 

[Drako]

He did say if anyone asks to say he owns a strip joint in LA. \

Did it smell funny? .

 

[marvdmartian]

It's drug money. The DEA will be by in the morning to pick you up.