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10. My love for you, it came and went. So your feet are now in wet cement.
9. I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes, now that your husband sleeps
with the fishes.
8. Lie down with me -It's my final offa, or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.
7. I picked up this card from a slim selection, But that's all they offer
in witness protection. Love, J. Doe
6. Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be
mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.
5. Violets are blue, roses are red. I blew up your car, so why ain't you dead?
4. Hey, how you doin'?
3. Youse da greatest. Youse da best, but you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.
2. Lust is fleeting, true love lingers. Be mine always, and you'll keep
your fingers.
And the Number One Mafia Valentine's Day Greeting........
1. When a goon makes you die, cuz you told him goodbye, that's amore.
9. I'm here to fulfill your fondest wishes, now that your husband sleeps
with the fishes.
8. Lie down with me -It's my final offa, or you'll be lying wit' Jimmy Hoffa.
7. I picked up this card from a slim selection, But that's all they offer
in witness protection. Love, J. Doe
6. Cinderella got her fella, with a slipper made of glass. So please be
mine, Valentine, or I'll have to whack your ass.
5. Violets are blue, roses are red. I blew up your car, so why ain't you dead?
4. Hey, how you doin'?
3. Youse da greatest. Youse da best, but you're untouchable, like Elliot Ness.
2. Lust is fleeting, true love lingers. Be mine always, and you'll keep
your fingers.
And the Number One Mafia Valentine's Day Greeting........
1. When a goon makes you die, cuz you told him goodbye, that's amore.
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