Tonights stolen joke: The devil and the golfer

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The Devil And The Golfer

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple
of strokes. The golfer says to himself, "I'd give anything to sink this next
putt."

A stranger walks up to him and whispers, "Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?"

The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless
but also that perhaps this is a good omen and will put him in the right
frame of mind to make the difficult putt and says, "OK." And sinks the putt.

Two holes later he mumbles to himself, "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole."

The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?"

The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." And he makes an eagle.

Down to the final hole. The golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he
says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing
to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?"

The golfer says, "Certainly." And makes the eagle.

As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and
says,"You know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't know
who I am. I'm the devil and from now on you will have no sex life."



"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father O'Malley."
 

AStar617

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That was pretty good. :cookie:

For those of you still blinking absently, Father O'Malley has no sex life to be concerned with losing. Unless you want to twist this into a whole other type of joke. ;)
 

maddogchen

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0/10. The Devil has background info on everyone of us so theres no way the real Devil would not have known the golfer was a priest. ;)
 

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Originally posted by: maddogchen
0/10. The Devil has background info on everyone of us so theres no way the real Devil would not have known the golfer was a priest. ;)

Well just over analyze :)
 

AStar617

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Originally posted by: maddogchen
0/10. The Devil has background info on everyone of us so theres no way the real Devil would not have known the golfer was a priest. ;)

For that matter, why would a priest and/or rabbi ever conveniently be in those bars in every other joke? Don't wreck the myth! ;)
 

cavemanmoron

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Originally posted by: AStar617
Originally posted by: maddogchen
0/10. The Devil has background info on everyone of us so theres no way the real Devil would not have known the golfer was a priest. ;)

For that matter, why would a priest and/or rabbi ever conveniently be in those bars in every other joke? Don't wreck the myth! ;)

:)