- Feb 7, 2004
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A man is lying on an empty beach, subathing in the nude. He
looks up to see a a blonde woman approaching him. He looks
frantically for something to cover himself with. He quickly
grabs a magazine he was reading and puts it over himself.
The blonde comes up and asks what is under the
magazine.
"A sleeping bird" the man says. "Don't disturb it".
The blonde leaves, and the man falls asleep shortly after.
When he wakes up he is in a hospital with his crotch in
extreme pain. The doctors ask him what happened to him. He
tells them that he told a blondel it was a bird, and then
went to sleep.
The doctors sent police to the beach to find the woman. When
they find her, they ask her what happened.
She told them, "I got curious about the bird that the man
hid. When I woke it up and began to play with it, it spit on
me. So i broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and lit its nest
on fire."
looks up to see a a blonde woman approaching him. He looks
frantically for something to cover himself with. He quickly
grabs a magazine he was reading and puts it over himself.
The blonde comes up and asks what is under the
magazine.
"A sleeping bird" the man says. "Don't disturb it".
The blonde leaves, and the man falls asleep shortly after.
When he wakes up he is in a hospital with his crotch in
extreme pain. The doctors ask him what happened to him. He
tells them that he told a blondel it was a bird, and then
went to sleep.
The doctors sent police to the beach to find the woman. When
they find her, they ask her what happened.
She told them, "I got curious about the bird that the man
hid. When I woke it up and began to play with it, it spit on
me. So i broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and lit its nest
on fire."
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