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Tonights Stolen Joke: Broken Toaster!

episodic

episodic

Lifer
A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and told the
clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't
work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she
bought it on 'special'.

Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming!

"PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"

The befuddled clerk runs away to get the store manager in front of a
growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to the woman and asks,
"Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and
he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on
special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts
screaming,

"PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!"

And doing so draws an even larger crowd! In shock, the store Manager
pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says,

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"
 
:thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown: / :thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:
 
Ok let's be fair here. I mostly came in to this thread because I don't like episodic and wanted to tell him how much his joke sucked but I actually laughed at this one.
 
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