Had a great remake of a classic line: Ow! My eye! The doctor said Im not supposed to get jigs in it!
Which was ripped from the classic ep where Homer is Burns' lackey and he nails Lenny in th eye with custard

w! My eye, the doctor said Im not supposed to get pudding in it!
When he said that last night, my wife and I just about split our guts laughing.
I have a special place for that stupid pudding in the eye scene. A few months ago I got Drano in my eye. I was running water into the eye under my faucet in the sink and quipped: My eye! The doctor said I wasnt supposed to get Drano in it! My wife comes running into the kitchen practically hysterical and asks me if I was hurting and I just laughed. Boy was she pissed!
BTW that was probably one of the funniest episodes in the last 2 years.
Peace
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