hehe. Here's a pretty obviously faked spoiler:
'Valkyrie' - Thought destroyed along with the rest of the Colonial Fleet, Battlestar Valkyrie is found abandoned in the Laguna Nebula. Major Lee Adama is very excited because he thinks that he's about to get promoted back to the rank of Commander, but the Old Man has other plans. Once Tyrol and Laird get the Valkyrie up and running again Admiral Adama plans to make his old ship the new Flagship of the RTF. Meanwhile, Starbuck and Anders are seeing a marriage counselor, but Kara is sleeping around on Anders with Kacey's mom. Admiral Adama does promote Lee back to Commander, but places him in command of Galactica, which doesn't sit very well with Lee; to make matters worse Adama has decided to make Helo Lee's new XO. Officers and Crew that weren't selected by Admiral Adama to transfer with him over to the Valkyrie causes tensions to rise within the fleet. Meanwhile, Baltar has managed to knock up all of the female Cylons, and royally p!ss off all of the male Cylons; now he starts to make moves on the Hybrids.
Will Admiral Adama be happy back onboard the Valkyrie, can Lee be a Commander without gaining weight or destroying the Galactica, will Baltar be able to knock up the Hybrids, who is the 13th Cylon, and when will Kara and Kacey's mom come out of the closet?
All of these questions will be answered in 'Valkyrie'!