Tomorrow is my first day of high school :(

[FleshLight]

Thanks to the state of California, I have to begin 9th grade tomorrow. That means I'll have to quit my $16/hr job which I deposited 95% of my income into an HYMM fund for college. That also means I'll have to waste even more gas with the added 10 minutes to my commute. To add insult to injury, I have to take remedial english and pre-algebra even though I have a 4 on Calc AB and a 4 on Lit & Comp. I guess I'll just drink and party through these 4 years until college.

 

[SynthDude2001]

😕

 

[Leros]

WTH, am i the only one that is confused by this post?

 

[yankeesfan]

How old are you?

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Wow even I didn't get to Calc BC until junior year.

 

[Quasmo]

I sense a YAGT in your future.

 

[tfinch2]

Make sure to take your fleshlight. You'll fit right in with it.

 

[mrSHEiK124]

Uh.....what?

 

[FleshLight]

I'm 14. I guess I know why I'm in remedial english now 🙂

Well I gotta get on the lovely 710 before rush hour, lates.

 

[Chompman]

How are you driving there if you are only in 9th grade?

 

[yankeesfan]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
I'm 14. I guess I know why I'm in remedial english now 🙂

Well I gotta get on the lovely 710 before rush hour, lates.

Are you taking Calculus now? And how are you driving?

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: JToxic
WTH, am i the only one that is confused by this post?

Nope...

 

[Cattlegod]

14 and you know what a fleshlight is?

edit: you DO know what a fleshlight is, right?

 

[MommysLittleMonster]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Thanks to the state of California, I have to begin 9th grade tomorrow. That means I'll have to quit my $16/hr job which I deposited 95% of my income into an HYMM fund for college. That also means I'll have to waste even more gas with the added 10 minutes to my commute. To add insult to injury, I have to take remedial english and pre-algebra even though I have a 4 on Calc AB and a 4 on Lit & Comp. I guess I'll just drink and party through these 4 years until college.

You have 3000+ posts and you arent even in high school.


You have no future.

 

[Proletariat]

Originally posted by: Chompman
How are you driving there if you are only in 9th grade?

Province/State: Kwajalein State

That probably explains it.

 

[FrankSaucedo]

Yeah,

I bet you got a house, boat and a gf w/ a D-cup too!

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: Chompman
How are you driving there if you are only in 9th grade?

In a car.

 

[BrokenVisage]

16$ an hour?? WTF could an 8th grader make so much? What the hell did you do?

 

[FleshLight]

With a regular Class C license?

 

[Ktulu]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
I'm 14. I guess I know why I'm in remedial english now 🙂

Well I gotta get on the lovely 710 before rush hour, lates.

WTF!!! you're 14, get the fvck off the road!

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

14 is too young to be that big of a crackhead...shensasaurus rex

 

[Chompman]

Originally posted by: Wallydraigle

Originally posted by: Chompman
How are you driving there if you are only in 9th grade?

In a car.

I thought he drove a truck? 😛

 

[xSkyDrAx]

SHENS 😛

 

[jtvang125]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
SHENS 😛

To even get a permit to drive you have to be 15 1/2 according to the CA DMV.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Too many things don't add up with the OP.. I'm close to calling shens on something.