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Tom Cruise

MidasKnight

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"TOM Cruise has claimed he will eat the PLACENTA after fiancée Katie Holmes has their baby.

The actor, 43 ? who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules ? said: ?I?m gonna eat the placenta, too."
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Originally posted by: MidasKnight
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"TOM Cruise has claimed he will eat the PLACENTA after fiancée Katie Holmes has their baby.

The actor, 43 ? who wants her to give birth in silence according to his Scientology cult rules ? said: ?I?m gonna eat the placenta, too."
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BUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH! LOL, This guy is literally NUTZ! :laugh: Why doesn't tom cruise just shove his foot into his mouth and urinate all over katie, maybe that will make her realize that she just gave birth to the spawn of satan..
 
*has a pale-faced expression of shock on his face as he alternates seemingly distraught gazes between his Top Gun Box Cover and this article*


 
Keep it up, Tom! Eventually, people will be repulsed by his idiotic rantings and Scientology crap, and he'll lose his star appeal. Then he'll stop making big budget movies, and we can all forget about him except in his old films. :thumbsup:
 
Originally posted by: AndrewR
Keep it up, Tom! Eventually, people will be repulsed by his idiotic rantings and Scientology crap, and he'll lose his star appeal. Then he'll stop making big budget movies, and we can all forget about him except in his old films. :thumbsup:
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It's so sad really.

He wasn't near the greatest actor of our time, or any time, but he was a pleasure to watch. Mostly, his chisledly static face, so expressionless and such, let a movie warp itself around him. I guess, really, he got lucky in his roles, but watching The Firm, I really enjoyed his portrayl....and when he smiled...it was so contrary to his emotionless profile that it made such a dramatic effect.


BTW, I am as straight as can be. I am fine with my sexuality, and have no trouble pointing out the truth behind my thoughts.
 
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
*has a pale-faced expression of shock on his face as he alternates seemingly distraught gazes between his Top Gun Box Cover and this article*
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I did the same thing... "YOU'RE FVCKING MAVERICK! GET YOUR SH!T TOGETHER!"

 
Originally posted by: notfred
It's not really *that* uncommon a thing to do. Or so I've heard, anyway.
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There are many tribes that make a stew out of the placenta, and the entire tribe partakes of the stew. I'll ask lizardth for more details.
 
cows eat the placenta after giving birth. it's super choc-full of nutirents, apparently. Some luxury spas in Europe pay big bucks to pregnant women for the placenta. Then they mix it into face creams - it's supposedly good for the skin. I think all of this is absurd, as there is no evidence that placenta has any miraculous beauty benefits.
 
(Sniff) And I loved the man who played David Aames, Jerry Maguire and Ron Kovic...
Seriously, on second thought, isn't Sun supposed to be the entertainment-equivalent of The Inquirer?

Not that this makes Tom Cruise's other recent antics the acts of a sane man...
 
Originally posted by: notfred
It's not really *that* uncommon a thing to do. Or so I've heard, anyway.
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Just because my female rats do that after they give birth doesnt mean Tom Cruise should!
 
Originally posted by: aidanjm
cows eat the placenta after giving birth. it's super choc-full of nutirents, apparently. Some luxury spas in Europe pay big bucks to pregnant women for the placenta. Then they mix it into face creams - it's supposedly good for the skin. I think all of this is absurd, as there is no evidence that placenta has any miraculous beauty benefits.
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Do they test it first? It could have miraculous diseasing benefits.
 
Originally posted by: notfred
It's not really *that* uncommon a thing to do. Or so I've heard, anyway.
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Not in my world - thank goodness! Eeeuww!

And any benefits from eating it would be solely for the mother, not the father. Oh, I forgot, it's Tom Cruise. Normal procedures don't apply. 🙂

 
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