Toilets with those slow closing lids/anti-slam

[TridenT]

Those are awesome... Simple things like that make life great. Seriously, if I can have the lid up, take a piss.. Flush and then just flick my wrist to push the lid+cover down and it just slowly goes down and doesn't make a noise when it touches... Fantastic.

Seriously, we need to have that kind of shit implemented in every toilet. Ah, puns. >_< :thumbsdown:

 

[Sluggo]

I don't understand why a person would ever want to go to the trouble of putting the lid down after peeing.

 

[theflyingpig]

Every toilet in America needs to have an ass washer installed as well. There's nothing quite like having a warm stream of water clean and caress my waiting asshole. Everyone knows this.

 

[TridenT]

I don't understand why a person would ever want to go to the trouble of putting the lid down after peeing.

Just looks better IMO.

 

[TridenT]

Every toilet in America needs to have an ass washer installed as well. There's nothing quite like having a warm stream of water clean and caress my waiting asshole. Everyone knows this.

Sometimes I wonder if you have a life because you post so much stuff... :hmm:

 

[theflyingpig]

Sometimes I wonder if you have a life because you post so much stuff... :hmm:

I don't post a lot, but when I do, my posts are of such quality that you can't help but notice them. Everyone knows this.

 

[TridenT]

I don't post a lot, but when I do, my posts are of such quality that you can't help but notice them. Everyone knows this.

It's mostly just your avatar. Everyone knows that.

 

[MikeMike]

yes, those combined with the good low flow toilets, are awesome.

 

[Sluggo]

Just looks better IMO.

It does look better, but I still have a good laugh whenever the stupid cat falls in trying to get a drink, so I will leave mine up.

 

[schneiderguy]

Every toilet in America needs to have an ass washer installed as well. There's nothing quite like having a warm stream of water clean and caress my waiting asshole. Everyone knows this.

Do you want me to clean and caress your waiting asshole? :awe:

 

[ShawnD1]

Do you want me to clean and caress your waiting asshole? :awe:

You'll do a better job if you use a toothbrush with some soap on it

 

[Colt45]

men don't put the lid down

 

[MichaelD]

I have never seen a toilet with an auto-closing lid. So much I'm missing about the good life, apparently. Now, toilets with bidets/water squirters, now those are nice. Sometimes you do need more overall wipeage and cleanage than the traditional toilet paper (however fluffy it may be) can provide.

 

[Sea Moose]

When Chuck Norris has a piss, rivers in china flood!

 

[Exodist]

I don't understand why a person would ever want to go to the trouble of putting the lid down after peeing.

WIFES!!!
Dang toilet lid nazi!