Today's WTF award

[spacejamz]

This was in today's Dr Abby in the Dallas paper...somehow, I don't think the whole story is being told here...

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HUSBAND REMAINS IN THE DARK ABOUT WIFE'S NIGHTTIME VISITOR

DEAR ABBY: I am 27, and my wife, "Marybeth," is 26. We recently went to my folks' house for supper. That evening a heavy snowstorm was starting and, because the trip home is 30 miles, we decided to stay overnight.
My old bedroom is upstairs, as are the rooms of my brothers, ages 25, 24 and 22. The guest room is downstairs. Because the room is quite small, and Marybeth said she felt a cold coming on, we decided I'd sleep in my old room.

The next day, while we were driving home, Marybeth told me she was glad I had come to her room after all and made love to her.

Abby, it wasn't me! She had mistaken one of my brothers for me in the darkness. We are all about the same size and build.

I have talked to each of my brothers (they all know about this), but they won't say who it was for fear of causing a rift between the guilty party and me. I told them that unless I find out who it was, there will be a permanent rift between all of us. (Marybeth still doesn't know it wasn't me.)

How do I handle this? -- ENRAGED IN ROCHESTER, N.Y.

DEAR ENRAGED: While you and your brothers may have a strong family resemblance, I find it hard to believe that you all smell, taste and make love like clones. So please do not accept as gospel that your wife didn't have an inkling that it wasn't you. As to who actually crept into her bed in your absence, if your brothers won't reveal who the guilty party is, then they're all equally guilty, and I wouldn't blame you for severing ties with them

 

[AkumaX]

All the brothers. At the same time?

 

[Danman]

What the fuck......man, that's messed up.

 

[Aharami]

wtf indeed

 

[SunnyD]

Oh my! I can imagine the fun in this family tree in about 9 months or so.

 

[Turin39789]

bwuahaha it was his dad

 

[coldmeat]

This is my favorite dear Abby:

Dear Abby: I have reason to believe that a young man in my family may be gay (he is 15). I have been thinking a lot about it lately, and have been wondering if circumcision would cure it. What do you think?

-Grandmother is Missouri.

 

[Alyx]

I'm sure she's thinking that this has become a joke on the husband that has gone way to far.

 

[Safeway]

I can't believe they put that in the morning paper. Poor guy. I wish there were pictures of the wife.

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: Turin39789
bwuahaha it was his dad

:laugh:

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: Alyx
I'm sure she's thinking that this has become a joke on the husband that has gone way to far.

Best joke of all time!

 

[Anubis]

sounds fake

 

[Lamont Burns]

Originally posted by: Anubis
sounds fake

agreed

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

I like the one about "camel-toads" and the mother wondering if he was doing drugs at the swimming pool.

 

[ryan256]

Originally posted by: Lamont Burns

Originally posted by: Anubis
sounds fake

agreed

seconded

 

[jjones]

Shens.

 

[paulxcook]

What a retarded reply. If the wife was screwing around on him while he was in the house, why would she tell him?

I agree, sounds like a fake. Or maybe a prank on the guy.

 

[legoman666]

Originally posted by: jjones
Shens.

Shens McShennigan agrees.

 

[KB]

Definitely sounds like a prank on the guy. She hasn't told him because he hasn't confronted her.

 

[Safeway]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
I like the one about "camel-toads" and the mother wondering if he was doing drugs at the swimming pool.

Yea, I read that one too. Hilarious.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: jjones
Shens.

 

[bigrash]

hahaha

 

[mh47g]

Can you imagine living the rest of your life worrying about that shit, and then on your deathbed you confront your wife... "honey... it was a joke.."

 

[OMoT]

http://www.uexpress.com/dearabby/

True story

 

[Aikouka]

Look at what Spitzer has done to this great state!