Todays Senseless Violence Godzilla vs Voltron Who Would Win?

[sdifox]

This. Ultra laser breath from the giant lizard beats a big stupid robot any day, but King Kong wins over Godzilla because of strength and superior primate brain compared to inferior reptile brain.

Also, King Kong would just rip stupid Voltron limb to limb and crush it's shattered pieces under his feet.

Except Kong thinks with his dick more than his brain.

 

[zinfamous]

Except Kong thinks with his dick more than his brain.

True. King Kong > King Kong's dick > Godzilla. Even if he swings with his dick most of the time, he's still going to beat the lizard

..King Kong has a huge duck. Godzilla is stuck with a barely-present hemipenis, and may actually be a hermaphrodite like various other lizard species.

 

[ElFenix]

and since this thread is from 2002, the correct response is actually maxima.


edit: when this thread was posted i had less than 10,000 posts.


edit2: proof

edit3: i've been top neffer for far too long. pretty sure ross never passed me, though iirc we were tied at 69,999 for a couple weeks.

 

[amdhunter]

Godzilla would char Voltron, or heat it up enough to kill it's passengers.

/thread

 

[blankslate]

Hmmmm why didn't they ever just come out as voltron in the first place?

because they rehearsed thousands of times to make the "forming Voltron" routine look divine and gosh darn it they're going to show off that fabulous routine...


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