Today's Riddle

[MisterCornell]

A man pushing his car stopped outside a hotel. As soon as he got there, he knew he was bankrupt. Why?

 

[Mrvile]

Cuz he touches himself at night?

 

[KLin]

google ruins riddles.

 

[thelanx]

Is this one of those riddles where we get to ask yes or no questions?

 

[RandomFool]

his wife walked out with another man 😉

 

[MisterCornell]

Originally posted by: thelanx
Is this one of those riddles where we get to ask yes or no questions?

Yeah you can if you want, although it's not that complicated. i.e. There's no big intricate story to figure out.

 

[Yossarian]

he owns the hotel and it has his name on it, but there's a big "foreclosed" sign in front.

 

[SWScorch]

it was his hotel and it burned down?

 

[MisterCornell]

Originally posted by: SWScorch
it was his hotel and it burned down?

No, there is nothing wrong with the hotel. And he is not the owner of it.

 

[t3hmuffinman]

his friend who was playing monopoly was the owner.

 

[xcript]

He was playing Monopoly. 😛

 

[Yossarian]

well my answer works so we now have a guessing game 😉

 

[JoeKing]

Cause he didn't have money for gas?

 

[MX2]

He was playing Monopoly.

EDIT: For slow typing fingers😛

 

[MisterCornell]

Cheaters 😛

 

[RandomFool]

Originally posted by: xcript
He was playing Monopoly. 😛

there ya go...i still like my answer better though

 

[BHeemsoth]

he landed on park place or broadway.