Today's random fact

[Fritzo]

Cats do not have eyelashes. They're one of the few mammals that can say that.

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

I highly doubt cats are capable of saying they have no eyelashes.

 

[Ika]

The cat is a lie.

 

[Engraver]

Meh

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
I highly doubt cats are capable of saying they have no eyelashes.

Cats say it all the time, because they're vain bastards. You just don't speak their language.

I'm sure you've heard of Catonese.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
I highly doubt cats are capable of saying they have no eyelashes.

Cats say it all the time, because they're vain bastards. You just don't speak their language.

I'm sure you've heard of Catonese.

You should be flogged for that.

 

[Molondo]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
I highly doubt cats are capable of saying they have no eyelashes.

Cats say it all the time, because they're vain bastards. You just don't speak their language.

I'm sure you've heard of Catonese.

i lold

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
I highly doubt cats are capable of saying they have no eyelashes.

Cats say it all the time, because they're vain bastards. You just don't speak their language.

I'm sure you've heard of Catonese.

You should be flogged for that.

Totally. Until he's cat-atonic.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Cats can't talk...

 

[TheTony]

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
I highly doubt cats are capable of saying they have no eyelashes.

Cats say it all the time, because they're vain bastards. You just don't speak their language.

I'm sure you've heard of Catonese.

You should be flogged for that.

Totally. Until he's cat-atonic.

Yeah, his pun was so bad, it deserves its own cat-egory.

 

[rbV5]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Cats do not have eyelashes. They're one of the few mammals that can say that.

Nonsense. This guide on accurately illustrating cats clearly states

Add curved lines for eyebrows and eyelashes

.

The nearly photographic result clearly shows eyelashes. Link

For further evidence, look closely below the right hand of the Chinese woman holding this Cat's right wing. I swear I see eyelashes on the cat's right eye Link

pictures don't lie :beer:

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: TheTony

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
I highly doubt cats are capable of saying they have no eyelashes.

Cats say it all the time, because they're vain bastards. You just don't speak their language.

I'm sure you've heard of Catonese.

You should be flogged for that.

Totally. Until he's cat-atonic.

Yeah, his pun was so bad, it deserves its own cat-egory.

After the flogging, throw him into the cat-acombs.

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: TheTony

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
I highly doubt cats are capable of saying they have no eyelashes.

Cats say it all the time, because they're vain bastards. You just don't speak their language.

I'm sure you've heard of Catonese.

You should be flogged for that.

Totally. Until he's cat-atonic.

Yeah, his pun was so bad, it deserves its own cat-egory.

After the flogging, throw him into the cat-acombs.

That joke was a cat-astrophic failure.

 

[UberNeuman]

Originally posted by: MrLee
Cats can't talk...

Oh yeah?

 

[rpanic]

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: TheTony

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
I highly doubt cats are capable of saying they have no eyelashes.

Cats say it all the time, because they're vain bastards. You just don't speak their language.

I'm sure you've heard of Catonese.

You should be flogged for that.

Totally. Until he's cat-atonic.

Yeah, his pun was so bad, it deserves its own cat-egory.

After the flogging, throw him into the cat-acombs.

And beat him with a cat o' nine tails.

 

[Legendary]

Originally posted by: rpanic

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: TheTony

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
I highly doubt cats are capable of saying they have no eyelashes.

Cats say it all the time, because they're vain bastards. You just don't speak their language.

I'm sure you've heard of Catonese.

You should be flogged for that.

Totally. Until he's cat-atonic.

Yeah, his pun was so bad, it deserves its own cat-egory.

After the flogging, throw him into the cat-acombs.

And beat him with a cat o' nine tails.

That pun was a cat-astrophe.

 

[Mashed Potato]

You all are messed up in the head.....you will need a cat scan

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: Mashed Potato
You all are messed up in the head.....you will need a cat scan

Getting scanned would be a cat-ch 22.

 

[rivan]

Originally posted by: UberNeuman

Originally posted by: MrLee
Cats can't talk...

Oh yeah?

:thumbsup:

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

This place needs a Caturday thread now and then.

 

[joesmoke]

Originally posted by: rivan

Originally posted by: Mashed Potato
You all are messed up in the head.....you will need a cat scan

Getting scanned would be a cat-ch 22.

sigh... what a cat-tankerous bunch

 

[Gooberlx2]

Originally posted by: Mashed Potato
You all are messed up in the head.....you will need a cat scan

Will that determine if I have a cat-aract?

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

Originally posted by: Gooberlx2

Originally posted by: Mashed Potato
You all are messed up in the head.....you will need a cat scan

Will that determine if I have a cat-aract?

I thought you drove a Lincoln?

 

[Modelworks]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
I highly doubt cats are capable of saying they have no eyelashes.

Cats say it all the time, because they're vain bastards. You just don't speak their language.

I'm sure you've heard of Catonese.

Cats are indeed vary vain.
Everyone thinks they are just sitting there, acting non shalant, but in fact they already have operatives in place to take over the world.

Have you noticed the increase in siamese cats ?
Those are the elite agents !

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: rbV5
For further evidence, look closely below the right hand of the Chinese woman holding this Cat's right wing. I swear I see eyelashes on the cat's right eye Link

If pussies evolve wings, Always and Stay Free are going out of business.