Today's Local Headline's . . . Depressing

Mermaidman

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Here's a sampling from Charlotte:

"Man's Body Found on Front Porch" (The homeowners don't know who he is . . . )
"Mother accidentally runs over son with lawn mower" (5 yr old boy . . .)
"Dump truck runs over construction worker"
"Marine sentenced to 36 years in prison for raping 9-year-old girl"
"Teacher arrested for DWI on way to school"
"Town vehicle runs over injured deer"
"Woman gives birth to her own grandchildren" (It's not what you think, but still . . . )
 

monk3y

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News = only the bad stuff. Pretty unforturnate but if you ever feel bad about your life... Just watch the news.
 

captains

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how do run over a 5yr old with a lawn mower...........must be one small kid or one big lawn mower
 

Scarpozzi

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Originally posted by: captains
how do run over a 5yr old with a lawn mower...........must be one small kid or one big lawn mower
5 year olds don't run that fast....it's probably pretty easy to do if you're persistant enough.
 

Mani

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Originally posted by: captains
how do run over a 5yr old with a lawn mower...........must be one small kid or one big lawn mower

Mower is self propelled...5yr old runs in front, mother tries to stop but mower rear weels keep propelling forward, front end goes off the ground, mother loses control....horrible.
 

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Originally posted by: Mermaidman
Here's a sampling from Charlotte:

"Man's Body Found on Front Porch" (The homeowners don't know who he is . . . )
"Mother accidentally runs over son with lawn mower" (5 yr old boy . . .)
"Dump truck runs over construction worker"
"Marine sentenced to 36 years in prison for raping 9-year-old girl"
"Teacher arrested for DWI on way to school"
"Town vehicle runs over injured deer"
"Woman gives birth to her own grandchildren" (It's not what you think, but still . . . )

"Charolette: It's a nice place to live"?
 

Shockwave

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: captains
how do run over a 5yr old with a lawn mower...........must be one small kid or one big lawn mower
5 year olds don't run that fast....it's probably pretty easy to do if you're persistant enough.

LMFAO!!! :beer:
 

Ime

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: captains
how do run over a 5yr old with a lawn mower...........must be one small kid or one big lawn mower
5 year olds don't run that fast....it's probably pretty easy to do if you're persistant enough.

OMG!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
 

Ogg

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Originally posted by: Shockwave
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: captains
how do run over a 5yr old with a lawn mower...........must be one small kid or one big lawn mower
5 year olds don't run that fast....it's probably pretty easy to do if you're persistant enough.

LMFAO!!! :beer: