Today's Funny Photo Caption Contest!! Definitely broken and out of shape!

pulse8 · Aug 9, 2002

"This is what I get for trying to be ambidextrous with myself."

LordMaul · Aug 9, 2002

And, in related news, it seems political figures have as hard of time finding a girlfriend as most internet addicts...

neutralizer · Aug 9, 2002

"That's the last time I sleep with my dog."

Nemesis77 · Aug 9, 2002

"I want to make one thing clear: I... did... not... have... sex... with.... myself!"

BigPotato · Aug 9, 2002

i used too much nair on my palm.

MichaelD · Aug 9, 2002

...so I says to Janet Reno; "Hey Janet! My friend Louie says you not only look like a man, but you shake hands like one too." I don't believe him...