Terrorist, Ali Akbar, ran into a problem when he tried to hijack the latest plane. It seems that the weapon that he swallowed to smuggle on the plane wasn't able to be passed in time. He is passing his time in the LAPD john...
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Cindy Crawford was unable to do a walk thru so...a trainer instead shows you the hazards of the new x-ray screening equipment at airports....seeing more detailed man boobs...