Originally posted by: teddymines
"Ok, everyone give me your order *before* I get to the Wendy's drive-through." "Hamid, when we get to the bridge, we cut the rope and take this rig to Mexico!" "Yes sir, we were in Canada on vacation for 3 days and have nothing to claim." "Mohammad, why did you put your bags in first when you knew you were the first stop?!?" Car salesman: "This model of mercedes doesn't exhibit the same instability as the Ford Explorer, which had a high center of gravity." "Ok guys, on the exit ramp, we all lean to the left, ok?"