Today's Doonesbury - France Bashing

[BDawg]

LOL, what a great strip. Let me know if it's over your head, or you're having trouble reading it.

Today's Strip

 

[0roo0roo]

damn my high school level french skillz are rusted.

 

[Spyro]

Whooooosh......

Eh wot was that that just flew over my head.....

 

[shimsham]

how 'bout a translactation for us under edumacated in canadianese

 

[konichiwa]

Okay, going from the 4th block, guy1 = brown hair, guy2=blonde hair:

Block 4
Guy2: Or are you so provincial that you can't even recognize a French name?

Block 5
Guy1: Let me ask you something. Why do you think that we liberated France in 1945?
Guy2: Pay attention. We liberated France so she could be free! Free of foreign domination! Got it?

Block 6
Guy1: With you people, loyalty only goes one way. After 9/11, the titles of French newspapers said: 'Today, we are all Americans!' If the terrorists had destroyed the Eiffel Tower, would you cry: 'Today, we are all French!'?

Block 7
Guy1: Of course not, and you know why?
Guy2: Why, Mark?

Block 8
Guy1: Because you are jingoistic, selfish conquer monkeys!

 

[Legendary]

Dur....

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: konichiwa
Okay, going from the 4th block, guy1 = brown hair, guy2=blonde hair:

Heh, I was going to make them wait a little bit longer...

 

[konichiwa]

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: konichiwa

zut alors!

 

[HappyPuppy]

Originally posted by: shimsham
how 'bout a translactation for us under edumacated in canadianese

I thought you Canadians were all French.

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: shimsham
how 'bout a translactation for us under edumacated in canadianese

I thought you Canadians were all French.

But not all floridians are canadian.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: shimsham
how 'bout a translactation for us under edumacated in canadianese

I thought you Canadians were all French.

u mean u thought all canadians were required to learn french in school

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: shimsham
how 'bout a translactation for us under edumacated in canadianese

I thought you Canadians were all French.

no, the canadiens are french, the canadians are everyone else