Today's Advice?

[Mai72]

My advice for today is go out and do what you want! Be happy,! You never know when you're going to be lying in the morgue getting pumped with embalming fluid!

What is your advice for today?

 

[highland145]

If you dig a gas line up in your new driveway, you should stop digging.

 

[z1ggy]

My advice for today is go out and do what you want! Be happy,! You never know when you're going to be lying in the morgue getting pumped with embalming fluid!

What is your advice for today?

So...Be like Chris Farley you say????

 

[Newell Steamer]

Ride a bicycle - it is a great cardiovascular activity. Also, be sure to obey all rules of the road and stay safe while doing so.

 

[manimal]

my advice for the day is to just keep your mouth shut.

Got into an argument with the wife when I should have just let it go...

 

[olds]

When in doubt, whip it out.

 

[highland145]

my advice for the day is to just keep your mouth shut.

Got into an argument with the wife when I should have just let it go...

So you brought the shit storm on yourself?

Wait til the triplets take her side.

Beer, the consolation prize.

 

[manimal]

So you brought the shit storm on yourself?

Wait til the triplets take her side.

Beer, the consolation prize.

Im a dick I just forget to hide it sometimes


ya was my fault. She took the kids to her parents this weekend after I had surgury and they didnt listen to her at ALL. She complained on the phone multiple times and this morning when one of the girls talked back to her I sent her to time out and I told her if she handled these things better they wouldnt act like feral children when Im not around. Good times...


I should have sent both of them on timeout

 

[highland145]

Im a dick I just forget to hide it sometimes


ya was my fault. She took the kids to her parents this weekend after I had surgury and they didnt listen to her at ALL. She complained on the phone multiple times and this morning when one of the girls talked back to her I sent her to time out and I told her if she handled these things better they wouldnt act like feral children when Im not around. Good times...


I should have sent both of them on timeout

Must have been before your 1st coffee.

 

[manimal]

Must have been before your 1st coffee.

yup lol



I need a better filter

 

[rsbennett00]

Today's advice: Double check that she's really 18.

 

[Jeeebus]

When a cop asks you if you know why he pulled you over...

ALWAYS respond "is it the dead hooker in the trunk?"

They love it.

 

[Markbnj]

Always shut the mower down before trying to clear grass clogs, children's toys, or parts of small animals.