Today's Advice

[GasX]

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have
finally found inner peace...

Dr. Phil proclaimed "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, so, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel!

 

[Eli]

:Q

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: Eli
:Q

 

[mrrman]

now that good....have a great day

 

[bobbybe01]

:brokenheart:

 

[tami]

pukepuke.

 

[ElFenix]

dr phil is fat and bald, why should i take his advice when it clearly hasn't worked for him?

 

[Ogg]

Its clearly working well for Mwilding though

 

[maziwanka]

although i hate dr phil, that was pretty funny

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Ogg
Its clearly working well for Mwilding though

I am fee.. lingg... a bit... shlllleeeeeppyyy....

 

[Rudee]

REPOST!


http://forums.anandtech.com/me...8&threadid=1446317

 

[DeMeo]

Now you can move on to the next chapter in Dr. Phil's book:
"Dealing with alocohol and drug abuse"

 

[GasX]

Oooer, I don't feel so good anymore...


Damn you Dr. Phil! Damn you to Hell! :|

 

[Fritzo]

That joke is really old, but it's still funny

 

[Mr N8]

:laugh:

That was good.

 

[GasX]

I think I am getting my second wind, but I am a bit thirsty. I am going to go finish the expired milk in the fridge.

 

[Farvacola]

Tony Robbins HUNGRY!