Today's absolute truths!!!

[Piano Man]

Rap = Music
Contemporary Christian Music = Music, just really sh!tty music
Death Penalty = Wrong
YATTA = Still Funny
Iraq = Oil = Bush
Elizabeth Smart = A very lucky girl, or a very unluck girl depending on how you look at it.
Tony Blair = Stuck between a rock and a hard place
Freedom Fries = Stupid
War = War, not peace, duh!
Freedom = Free (Yep!)
Christians = Muslims plus or minus a few stupid rules


These absolute truths were typed through me by God himself (yes God is a man, duh!) Since our illustrious leader George W. Bush has stated that God is on our side, and that if you aren't with us, you are with the terrorists, you might want to think twice before questioning God's words. God Bless.

 

[sandorski]

Ah, thank you. Just the other day I asked myslef, "Self, WTF is Rap?" you have cleared it up for me.

 

Here's a truth;

Too many NEFS in OT.

 

[geno]

Blix = Idiot

 

[optoman]

<-- Waits patiently for the flamefest to begin.

 

[Electric Amish]

Originally posted by: Piano Man
Rap = Music
Contemporary Christian Music = Music, just really sh!tty music
Death Penalty = Wrong
YATTA = Still Funny
Iraq = Oil = Bush
Elizabeth Smart = A very lucky girl, or a very unluck girl depending on how you look at it.
Tony Blair = Stuck between a rock and a hard place
Freedom Fries = Stupid
War = War, not peace, duh!
Freedom = Free (Yep!)
Christians = Muslims plus or minus a few stupid rules


These absolute truths were typed through me by God himself (yes God is a man, duh!) Since our illustrious leader George W. Bush has stated that God is on our side, and that if you aren't with us, you are with the terrorists, you might want to think twice before questioning God's words. God Bless.

If they are "absolute truths" why don't I agree?

amish

 

Standard Flamebait post. I give you a C-
You lost points primarily because it wasn't funny at all.

 

[radioouman]

Originally posted by: SammySon
Standard Flamebait post. I give you a C-
You lost points primarily because it wasn't funny at all.

 

[UNCjigga]

Head-slashing rituals = freaky weird, but does not make practitioners 'animals'

 

[Dragnov]

Contemporary Christian Music = Music, just really sh!tty music

Hmm, I disagree with that.

Here, this puts its best...

"As much as I hate religions, I've really liked the christian pop music that I've heard. The R&B style has a lot of songs sounding like slow jams. Really sweet and uplifting music. Thats the kind of sh1t that melts your mind, clouds rational thought, and assimilates you into becoming one of them. "

 

[n0cmonkey]

Who will win this war is dependant on who is more powerful, God or Allah... Good times.

 

[Maleficus]

Rap is not music silly!

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish

Originally posted by: Piano Man
Rap = Music
Contemporary Christian Music = Music, just really sh!tty music
Death Penalty = Wrong
YATTA = Still Funny
Iraq = Oil = Bush
Elizabeth Smart = A very lucky girl, or a very unluck girl depending on how you look at it.
Tony Blair = Stuck between a rock and a hard place
Freedom Fries = Stupid
War = War, not peace, duh!
Freedom = Free (Yep!)
Christians = Muslims plus or minus a few stupid rules


These absolute truths were typed through me by God himself (yes God is a man, duh!) Since our illustrious leader George W. Bush has stated that God is on our side, and that if you aren't with us, you are with the terrorists, you might want to think twice before questioning God's words. God Bless.

If they are "absolute truths" why don't I agree?

amish

Same here.

 

[rutchtkim]

Originally posted by: Piano Man
Rap = Music
Contemporary Christian Music = Music, just really sh!tty music
Death Penalty = Wrong
YATTA = Still Funny
Iraq = Oil = Bush
Elizabeth Smart = A very lucky girl, or a very unluck girl depending on how you look at it.
Tony Blair = Stuck between a rock and a hard place
Freedom Fries = Stupid
War = War, not peace, duh!
Freedom = Free (Yep!)
Christians = Muslims plus or minus a few stupid rules


These absolute truths were typed through me by God himself (yes God is a man, duh!) Since our illustrious leader George W. Bush has stated that God is on our side, and that if you aren't with us, you are with the terrorists, you might want to think twice before questioning God's words. God Bless.

Not funny, and Rude