Today we salute you Mr. John Kerry voter. While others are at the polls making informed decisions about thier candidates, you are relying on Michael Moore for political advice. Yes. No. Maybe. The only thing we know for sure about John Kerry, is that he has three Purple Hearts. [say it again now] Sure George W. isn't the most articulate public speaker, but he's not scared of a football. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Democratic Douchebag, because the republicans have Four More Years!
MIKE
MIKE