Today we salute you, Mr. Constant-Collar-Putter-Upper.

[Syringer]

You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure, your pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its okay for a man to go tanning. You ask why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender esscence. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie, because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one in your man purse.

 

[zerocool1]

admit it, you just wish you looked that good.

 

[Udel]

Originally posted by: zerocool1
admit it, you just wish you looked that good.

:thumbsdown:

I tend to stray from the generic tool look.

 

[mjrpes3]

I don't like the word collar. Gets to easily mixed up with color.

A: What do you think of this collar?

B: Color?

A: No, collar. *points*

B: Oh, that collar. Pretty ugly actually.

 

[Acanthus]

:laugh: 10/10

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Acanthus
:laugh: 10/10

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Syringer
You, bedecked in popped collar, teach us that we no longer have to live with a cold, back of the neck. Sure, your pink alligator polo may look feminine to some, but not to the 17 other frat guys wearing the same thing at the bar. Where others may see thoughtless fashion conformity, you preach a higher gospel. You preach of a world where its okay for a man to go tanning. You ask why can't we wear make-up, and use shampoo with lavender esscence. So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Mr. Abercrombie, because we all know, when we really need a piece of gum, you might have one in your man purse.

I didn't start laughing until I saw that.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: Acanthus
:laugh: 10/10

 

[Swag1138]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx

Originally posted by: Acanthus
:laugh: 10/10

 

[Zugzwang152]

Surely this is not better than Mr. Taco Salad Inventor.

 

[leftyman]

Originally posted by: Acanthus
:laugh: 10/10

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: Zugzwang152
Surely this is not better than Mr. Taco Salad Inventor.

Surely... or Mr. Foot Long Hotdog Inventor. But it's good none the less

 

[Wonderful Pork]

My fav is Mr. Over the Top Carb Counter.

 

[Vinfinite]

haha i love those bud light radio commercials

 

[yhelothar]

lol there was actually this guy in my class that wore the exact same pink alligator polo with a popped up collar. Tool.

 

[Siddhartha]

never mind

 

[czech09]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: Acanthus
:laugh: 10/10

Did you come up with this yourself or is this one of their commercials?

 

[czech09]

Originally posted by: Siddhartha
I am missing something here. Why would any sane person care how people wear their collar?

Do you really need for everyone to dress exactly like you?

Ah now I remember, this sounds like high school to me.

Lol if you've ever seen one of these commercials you'd know what he's talking about most of them are quite hilarious.

 

[oboeguy]

What about the background vocals?

Those ads are awesome!

 

[bmacd]

9/10. Excellent work!

-=bmacd=-

 

[kranky]

Well done!

 

[Rickten]

beer commercials always crack me up, I remember the one where the guy is all " I like you but I think I like your friend to" "So then just date both of us" or the wingman one.

 

[Warthog912]

Originally posted by: Swag1138

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx

Originally posted by: Acanthus
:laugh: 10/10

 

[jadinolf]

:laugh:

 

[sswingle]

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