Today sucked.

[Xionide]

The following is a IM log that I just made 10 minutes ago. Please do not give me sh!t about my spelling.

Xionide says:
hey

Sam says:
sup my purple headed homie

Xionide says:
PURPLE??!?!?!?!?!

Xionide says:

Sam says:
blue my bad

Xionide says:
lol

Sam says:
my blue headed homie

Xionide says:
not much

Xionide says:
did your mom tell you I stopped by?

Sam says:
no, but phil did

Xionide says:
oh

Xionide says:
yeah

Sam says:
yea

Xionide says:
I saw your car as I was um

Xionide says:
getting the hell away from my house

Sam says:
tight isnt it

Xionide says:
my family made me really pissed today

Sam says:
i didnt get the 17's though

Sam says:
didnt fit

Xionide says:
sucks

Xionide says:
I walked all the way to your house in the rain while I was sick in only a tshirt and it was POURING rain

Sam says:
that aint no good

Sam says:
why were you pissed

Xionide says:
well I got home

Xionide says:
and got on the net to check my email

Xionide says:
after already having a sh!t day

Xionide says:
my brother and mom come in and bitch me out about me being on the net

Sam says:
why?

Xionide says:
cause they are stupid

Sam says:
o that aint right

Xionide says:
so I go upstairs to call my friend

Xionide says:
and raleigh (my brother) does everything in his power to piss me off

Xionide says:
starts throwing sugar on my wallet

Xionide says:
I push him

Xionide says:
he keeps doining it

Xionide says:
so I shove him REALLY hard

Sam says:
how hard?

Sam says:
this hard? <removed>

Xionide says:
HA

Sam says:
lol

Xionide says:
In between a punch and a hit

Xionide says:
I mean

Sam says:
lol

Xionide says:
push and hit

Xionide says:
so I am sitting there

Xionide says:
and I saw these avacados

Sam says:
lol omg dude you nail him?

Sam says:
did

Xionide says:
and there were these little nubs on em I pulled off

Sam says:
lol

Xionide says:
kinda

Sam says:
lets get back to those nubs

Xionide says:
my mom came in and told me to unload the dishwasher

Xionide says:
lol

Xionide says:
stfu

Sam says:
were they like.....nipples....or....bumps

Xionide says:
they were that little tiny wood piece that the fruit comes off of

Sam says:
your a odd lil child

Xionide says:
this story gets better bare with me

Sam says:
bare naked?

Sam says:
j/k

Sam says:
im done

Sam says:
so whats the next event in the story

Xionide says:
as I am unloading the dishwasher my mom noticed that I had taken those little nubs off

Xionide says:
so FREAKED THE FVCK OUT

Sam says:
did you throw them at your brother?

Xionide says:
She started cussing and yelling at me about how I dont respect her stuff

Sam says:
I think you forgot to tell me that part

Xionide says:
and 5 minutes into her bitching rant I said "fVck this" and walked away

Xionide says:
as I was walking down the stairs she says that I get to do all the dishes that night too

Xionide says:
I said "fvck that too"

Sam says:
lol

Sam says:
you are a tru badass my friend

Xionide says:
I go downstairs and see my brother with a big grin on his face

Sam says:
ohhh no

Xionide says:
then he ran into his room and locked it

Xionide says:
I walk to my room to find out the little fvcker locked my door from the inside

Sam says:
hahaha

Sam says:
ouch

Xionide says:
so I was going to bang his door to get him to open mine up

Xionide says:
and Just everything that pist me off that day just tipped over the edge

Xionide says:
I put a whole in his door

Xionide says:
hole

Sam says:
omg dude

Xionide says:
then saw the hole and went ah fvck it and just left

Xionide says:
so yeah

Xionide says:
good day

Sam says:
thats funny

Sam says:
hahaha

-Xionide

 

[Broohaha]

if sam=chick, then :beer:
if sam=dood, then :ghey;

 

[spanky]

need a hug dude?

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: Broohaha
if sam=chick, then :beer:
if sam=dood, then :ghey;

Sam is guy

I think.

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: spanky
need a hug dude?

Would that be such a bad thing?

-Xionide

 

[SpiderX]

Anger Management classes for you Sir!

 

[freakflag]

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: Broohaha
if sam=chick, then :beer:
if sam=dood, then :ghey;

Sam is guy

I think.

I had no idea Sam was guy...I just though he was exceptionally tidy!

 

[Cyco]

Why you gotta mess with the nub?

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: SpiderX
Anger Management classes for you Sir!

You know this is the only time I think I have done anything like this since I was 12. Maybe its cause I was sick. Fvck a guy shos a little human emotion and now he needs some stupid classes. Oh and I presume I should take riddilin also?

-Xionide

 

[freakflag]

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: SpiderX
Anger Management classes for you Sir!

You know this is the only time I think I have done anything like this since I was 12. Maybe its cause I was sick. Fvck a guy shos a little human emotion and now he needs some stupid classes. Oh and I presume I should take riddilin also?

-Xionide

Zoloft. Like Tyson.

Be like Mike.

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: freakflag

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: Broohaha
if sam=chick, then :beer:
if sam=dood, then :ghey;

Sam is guy

I think.

I had no idea Sam was guy...I just though he was exceptionally tidy!

Hes not like that in real life. Thats the first messenger conversation I have had with him.

-Xionide

 

[Ryan]

Seriously, what's the use of starting these dumb threads?!?!?

Me: OMG - So I was surfing the internet...

Bob: Yea...

Me: And I had this urge to take a crap

Bob: Cool

Me: So yeah, I went into the bathroom and I even locked the door

Bob: Wow - pretty daring!

Me: I know, but this pooper was big, I strained for like 5 minutes

Bob: Cool beans!

Me: So yeah, I decided to wipe my butt with this new pink toilet paper my mom bought!

Bob: Really! PINK - OMG!!!!

Me: I know! It was SHOCKING, but it actually was pretty soft.

BOB: Woiw!~

Me, I know, you shoudl try it. It totally made my day.

Boib, maybe I'll come over and try it!

Me: Cool!

Bob - Be right there!

AOL IM threads suck.

 

[SpiderX]

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: SpiderX
Anger Management classes for you Sir!

You know this is the only time I think I have done anything like this since I was 12. Maybe its cause I was sick. Fvck a guy shos a little human emotion and now he needs some stupid classes. Oh and I presume I should take riddilin also?

-Xionide

No Ritalin is not the answer for you.

You seriously need to chill. I've gone on rampages like that when I was younger as well. My brothers used to piss me off to no end. But to call it human emotion is laughable. I call it stupid. You freaked out for no reason. Breathe in and out slowly. Find your Chi and continue on with life.

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: SpiderX

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: SpiderX
Anger Management classes for you Sir!

You know this is the only time I think I have done anything like this since I was 12. Maybe its cause I was sick. Fvck a guy shos a little human emotion and now he needs some stupid classes. Oh and I presume I should take riddilin also?

-Xionide

No Ritalin is not the answer for you.

You seriously need to chill. I've gone on rampages like that when I was younger as well. My brothers used to piss me off to no end. But to call it human emotion is laughable. I call it stupid. You freaked out for no reason. Breathe in and out slowly. Find your Chi and continue on with life.

WTF? its not like I meant to put a hole in his door. I just hit it while I was really pissed. It was my attemp to scare the bejesus out of him and it backfired. Fvck chi, and how is anger not emotion. Everybody has a breaking point and I just reached mine today. This is the only thing that went on today.

Fvck chi.

-Xionide

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: SpiderX

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: SpiderX Anger Management classes for you Sir!

You know this is the only time I think I have done anything like this since I was 12. Maybe its cause I was sick. Fvck a guy shos a little human emotion and now he needs some stupid classes. Oh and I presume I should take riddilin also? -Xionide

No Ritalin is not the answer for you. You seriously need to chill. I've gone on rampages like that when I was younger as well. My brothers used to piss me off to no end. But to call it human emotion is laughable. I call it stupid. You freaked out for no reason. Breathe in and out slowly. Find your Chi and continue on with life.

WTF? its not like I meant to put a hole in his door. I just hit it while I was really pissed. It was my attemp to scare the bejesus out of him and it backfired. Fvck chi, and how is anger not emotion. Everybody has a breaking point and I just reached mine today. This is the only thing that went on today. Fvck chi. -Xionide

Wow - if that's your breaking point, I'd hate to see you in an actual stressful situation.

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: rbloedow

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: SpiderX

Originally posted by: Xionide

Originally posted by: SpiderX Anger Management classes for you Sir!

You know this is the only time I think I have done anything like this since I was 12. Maybe its cause I was sick. Fvck a guy shos a little human emotion and now he needs some stupid classes. Oh and I presume I should take riddilin also? -Xionide

No Ritalin is not the answer for you. You seriously need to chill. I've gone on rampages like that when I was younger as well. My brothers used to piss me off to no end. But to call it human emotion is laughable. I call it stupid. You freaked out for no reason. Breathe in and out slowly. Find your Chi and continue on with life.

WTF? its not like I meant to put a hole in his door. I just hit it while I was really pissed. It was my attemp to scare the bejesus out of him and it backfired. Fvck chi, and how is anger not emotion. Everybody has a breaking point and I just reached mine today. This is the only thing that went on today. Fvck chi. -Xionide

Wow - if that's your breaking point, I'd hate to see you in an actual stressful situation.

Fvck it.

-Xionide

 

[Pacfanweb]

Sounds like there are still plenty of "time out" babies around. If you were my kid and cussed me or my wife like that, your ass would be beaten like a rented mule.

 

[spanky]

looks like ur day is getting worse... hahah

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: spanky
looks like ur day is getting worse... hahah

maybe.... but the second thing in your sig reversed that Quickly.

 

[SpiderX]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Sounds like there are still plenty of "time out" babies around. If you were my kid and cussed me or my wife like that, your ass would be beaten like a rented mule.

Amen to that

 

[Eli]

 

[AreaCode707]

Xionide says:
I said "fvck that too"

Sam says:
lol

Sam says:
you are a tru badass my friend

Does anyone else find that funny?

 

[amnesiac]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
Sounds like there are still plenty of "time out" babies around. If you were my kid and cussed me or my wife like that, your ass would be beaten like a rented mule.

Ditto that. What the hell's your problem?
I'd like to see what happens when something stressful happens to you in the real world, like a big contract at work falls through, or you break up with a longtime girlfriend, or your car breaks down forcing you to empty an account. I think you'd kill yourself.

 

[oLLie]

One time an avocado nub looked at me funny and I was all like "STFU nub".


pwnt.