Today, my girlfriend dumped me

[Dear Summer]

Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy of her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. FML

Posting fmylife.com entries as your own life begins and end HERE and NOW. Next joker gets a vacation.

Perknose
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[InflatableBuddha]

Bite her on the neck and engage in wild vampire sex. It's your only hope.

 

[2Xtreme21]

FML is always a good site to read for a pick-me-up.

 

[Sedition]

Originally posted by: InflatableBuddha
Bite her on the neck and engage in wild vampire sex. It's your only hope.

 

[shiner]

Sounds like your ex girlfriend is a dumbshit. Consider yourself lucky.

 

[wiredspider]

What is she, 12?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

If she's holding out for a vampire, you're probably better off to turn and run as quickly as possible. On the offchance that vampire does turn up, he may be the jealous type, and hunt you for sport.

-EDIT- Oh, yeah, stop finding girlfriends at the local middle school. I think Chris Hansen might be on to you.

 

[ggnl]

pics?

 

[slayer202]

don't feed the troll

 

[AkumaX]

http://www.fmylife.com/

 

[Hail The Brain Slug]

I know at least half a dozen females between the ages of 18-22 that fall head over fucking heels for Edward and compare every guy they have a crush on to him. It sickens and disgusts me, and I would like to beat some sense into all of them. I don't go around comparing women to fictitious or even real women "idols", I find being compared in such a manner to be degrading.

 

[sutahz]

Sweet, now you can find yourself a Bella!

 

[Injury]

http://forums.anandtech.com/ca...atid=61&flcache=829841

 

[DnetMHZ]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Sounds like your ex girlfriend is a dumbshit. Consider yourself lucky.

This.

 

[halik]

ummm sarcasm??

 

[imported_Imp]

What are you, 13?

 

[GrantMeThePower]

Dear Summer,

Please write to Dear Abby.

In ever living blood sucking,
ATOT

 

[Mr Pickles]

You're emo as hell aren't you? Even your name - Dear Summer - sounds like a Dashboard Confessional song name... holy shit - "So Long Sweet Summer" is the name of a Dashboard Confessional Song. Yep, that proves it, you're emo as hell...

 

[JulesMaximus]

She's bangin' me now.

 

[Dear Summer]

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
You're emo as hell aren't you? Even your name - Dear Summer - sounds like a Dashboard Confessional song name... holy shit - "So Long Sweet Summer" is the name of a Dashboard Confessional Song. Yep, that proves it, you're emo as hell...

emo? based on what?
it's from fmylife.com retard

and dear summer is not a dashboard confessional song
read the lyrics in my signature and you'll find out where it's from

 

[Flammable]

serious?

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: Dear Summer

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
You're emo as hell aren't you? Even your name - Dear Summer - sounds like a Dashboard Confessional song name... holy shit - "So Long Sweet Summer" is the name of a Dashboard Confessional Song. Yep, that proves it, you're emo as hell...

emo? based on what?
it's from fmylife.com retard

and dear summer is not a dashboard confessional song
read the lyrics in my signature and you'll find out where it's from

Emo based on this:

all the attractive girls are taken, what am I supposed to do?

Go away now?

EDIT: Don't forget these gems:
is it normal to start feeling lonely a lot?
when is the economy going to get better? > it looks really bad

EDIT2: Man, searching on you is easy.
when did you realize that you have become a man?
anyone live alone? how do you like it?
what do you guys do on the internet?
To what age would you let your dad shower with you?
I think I messed up my relationship to get a recommendation letter
do people mean it when they say "keep in touch" these days?

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: Dear Summer

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
You're emo as hell aren't you? Even your name - Dear Summer - sounds like a Dashboard Confessional song name... holy shit - "So Long Sweet Summer" is the name of a Dashboard Confessional Song. Yep, that proves it, you're emo as hell...

emo? based on what?
it's from fmylife.com retard

and dear summer is not a dashboard confessional song
read the lyrics in my signature and you'll find out where it's from

Oh man, my bad. In order to defend yourself against calling you emo you direct me towards your signature, which is a poem, that is in relation to why you chose your username. No, you're right, I've been seeing this all wrong. You aren't emo, my bad brah...

 

[rudeguy]

Is it because of the boob thing?