Today is my 21st birthday.

CowSandwich

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Dear Birthday Fairy,

Please send hugs, positive energy, a couple ratings of "10" and anything with four wheels that will get me from point A to point B. :D

Thanks for the tips,
CowSandwich
 

bigrash

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anything with four wheels that will get me from point A to point B


isn't a scate board four wheels?

anyways, happy 21st man. hope you enjoy it
 

JohnnyKnoxville

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OK gave you a "1" rating.

Happy birthday young man,now go out and celebrate by drinking excessively and vomit on moms new couch
 

rgwalt

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I gave you a ten buddy.

Happy B day. Now go and excersize your God given right to buy beer.

Ryan :)
 

CowSandwich

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I don't have any friends with a car (most of them are still underage), and the liquor store is a good hour walk away. I have class tomorrow morning at 9AM, too. This sucks. Somebody cheer me up! :(
 

CowSandwich

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Hey, thanks man (Ryan). I'll probably go out and buy a six pack tomorrow after class or something. My last one ends at noon, I'll probably start then.
 

rgwalt

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welcome. Good man. So your buddies with cars are underage? Damn, they should be driving you to the store. They now have a permanent hookup. Ah well... What can you do. Good idea to take it easy tonight. You can always postpone the festivities.

ryan :)
 

CowSandwich

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So true, don't want to overdo it. If I go out and buy some beer, will the hot girls in the commercials come along with it?

I wish.
 

arod

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<< Dear Birthday Fairy,

Please send hugs, positive energy, a couple ratings of "10" and anything with four wheels that will get me from point A to point B. :D

Thanks for the tips,
CowSandwich
>>




God Dammit.... you beat me by a month and more importantly you reminded me that I still have a month to go. Damn You
 

DDCSpeed

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happy birthday
go out and drunk and get laid
just tell the chicks it's your birthday

Yes + condoms for safe sex.
 

dababus

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get off the computer and party bigggggggggggggg time.

don't forget to get some rubber off DDCspeed. :D
 

brxndxn

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Don't get drunk; everyone does that on their 21st. I suggest LSD - you will definately remember it.









Disclaimer: The above was a joke. By reading it you agree that it was a joke and not to hold brxndxn or any other of his personalities responsible.
 

darkjester

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<< happy birthday
go out and get drunk and get laid
just tell the chicks it's your birthday
>>


You should work for Hallmark, because that perfectly sums up every birthday wish I've ever had for a new 21 year old. :)
 

darkjester

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<< Thanks, I'll pass on the LSD but I may have a couple of drinks later today after class. >>


A couple of drinks... 21 drinks... they're only 19 drinks apart. You can do it, be a champ. :)