Today is my 21st birthday.

[CowSandwich]

Dear Birthday Fairy,

Please send hugs, positive energy, a couple ratings of "10" and anything with four wheels that will get me from point A to point B.

Thanks for the tips,
CowSandwich

 

[chuckieland]

happy birthday
go out and drunk and get laid
just tell the chicks it's your birthday

 

[bigrash]

anything with four wheels that will get me from point A to point B


isn't a scate board four wheels?

anyways, happy 21st man. hope you enjoy it

 

[UberNeuman]

Whatta want? A cookie?

 

[JohnnyKnoxville]

OK gave you a "1" rating.

Happy birthday young man,now go out and celebrate by drinking excessively and vomit on moms new couch

 

[CowSandwich]

Damn, now I have a 1.

 

[gooch]

d00d, it's your 21st b-day, what are you doing on these forums???

 

[rgwalt]

I gave you a ten buddy.

Happy B day. Now go and excersize your God given right to buy beer.

Ryan

 

[CowSandwich]

I don't have any friends with a car (most of them are still underage), and the liquor store is a good hour walk away. I have class tomorrow morning at 9AM, too. This sucks. Somebody cheer me up!

 

[CowSandwich]

Hey, thanks man (Ryan). I'll probably go out and buy a six pack tomorrow after class or something. My last one ends at noon, I'll probably start then.

 

[rgwalt]

welcome. Good man. So your buddies with cars are underage? Damn, they should be driving you to the store. They now have a permanent hookup. Ah well... What can you do. Good idea to take it easy tonight. You can always postpone the festivities.

ryan

 

[CowSandwich]

So true, don't want to overdo it. If I go out and buy some beer, will the hot girls in the commercials come along with it?

I wish.

 

[Donuts]

Gave you a ten! I'm only 21 years older than you...

 

[CowSandwich]

Cool, thanks.

 

[arod]

<< Dear Birthday Fairy,

Please send hugs, positive energy, a couple ratings of "10" and anything with four wheels that will get me from point A to point B.

Thanks for the tips,
CowSandwich >>




God Dammit.... you beat me by a month and more importantly you reminded me that I still have a month to go. Damn You

 

[Joe2Cool]

Are you still a virgin?!?!

Happy Birthday Dude!!

 

[DDCSpeed]

happy birthday
go out and drunk and get laid
just tell the chicks it's your birthday

Yes + condoms for safe sex.

 

[ricerx]

happy b-day. shots all around!

 

[dababus]

get off the computer and party bigggggggggggggg time.

don't forget to get some rubber off DDCspeed.

 

[brxndxn]

Don't get drunk; everyone does that on their 21st. I suggest LSD - you will definately remember it.









Disclaimer: The above was a joke. By reading it you agree that it was a joke and not to hold brxndxn or any other of his personalities responsible.

 

[dababus]

lsd for 21st b-day. yah, i vouch for that.

 

[CowSandwich]

Thanks, I'll pass on the LSD but I may have a couple of drinks later today after class.

 

[darkjester]

<< happy birthday
go out and get drunk and get laid
just tell the chicks it's your birthday >>


You should work for Hallmark, because that perfectly sums up every birthday wish I've ever had for a new 21 year old.

 

[darkjester]

<< Thanks, I'll pass on the LSD but I may have a couple of drinks later today after class. >>


A couple of drinks... 21 drinks... they're only 19 drinks apart. You can do it, be a champ.

 

[stingbandel]

hepi b'day dude





Darno