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Today is colonoscopy preparation day.

dennilfloss

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My 5-year colonoscopy is tomorrow. Gonna eat some chicken noodle soup in the next few minutes and then be on liquid diet until tomorrow afternoon; some of that liquid will be Gatorade so my electrolytes aren't too depleted. It's allowed. 5pm today is when I take my first Pico-Salax sachet and start drinking 2-3 glasses of water every hour for the next 4 hours. I repeat this procedure tomorrow at 6 am.

My appointment is at 1pm. The ex-wife flew in so she could accompany me to the clinic and back home, then keep an eye on me during the evening. This means I will be getting the demerol or whatever sedation they give. We took this opportunity to go visit my parents in Quebec since she last saw them in 91 or 92 and they are getting old so it might be her last chance to see them.
 

SilentZero

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Ah fun day. My 5 year is coming up in a few months. Prep day is always the worst part of it.
 

geno

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"Apu, do you have any of those chips that give you diarrhea? I have to do some spring cleaning!"
 

aleckz

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I hope everything goes well... my dad just passed of Colon Cancer, spread to his liver then to the rest of his body and within 9 months he was gone. Good luck and I wish the best! And I'm glad you and your ex don't try to kill each other.
 

SilentZero

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Originally posted by: dennilfloss
Originally posted by: NoReMoRsE
How old are you, Dennilfloss? Just curious.


52yo.

I had my first at 26, and now have to have them every 5 years as well. If I had waited till dr's typically recommend them, id have been in big trouble!
 

Nik

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Jesus Christ, Dennis. When are you going to understand that nobody wants to hear about your ridiculously creepy habbits, issues, and whatnot? You need to post on these forums as if you're talking to a complete stranger on the street. Nobody, not even your own mother, wants to hear what you shove up your ass. Why do you continue to post details of an extremely personal and disgusting nature? We don't want to read it!
 

Freshgeardude

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Originally posted by: dennilfloss

My 5-year colonoscopy is tomorrow. Gonna eat some chicken noodle soup in the next few minutes and then be on liquid diet until tomorrow afternoon; some of that liquid will be Gatorade so my electrolytes aren't too depleted. It's allowed. 5pm today is when I take my first Pico-Salax sachet and start drinking 2-3 glasses of water every hour for the next 4 hours. I repeat this procedure tomorrow at 6 am.

My appointment is at 1pm. The ex-wife flew in so she could accompany me to the clinic and back home, then keep an eye on me during the evening. This means I will be getting the demerol or whatever sedation they give. We took this opportunity to go visit my parents in Quebec since she last saw them in 91 or 92 and they are getting old so it might be her last chance to see them.

did she actually fly from a different state or what

 

Nik

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Originally posted by: freshgeardude
did she actually fly from a different state or what

Yup, she flew. Dennis' significant others have an aversion to automobiles.
 

SlickSnake

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While some of you hardy males might shiver at the thought of this invasive procedure, imagine having 75% of your intestinal and digestive tract cut out instead, from cancer, for not doing it.

This happened to my mom, at just shy of 55, and she finally died about 9 months after the surgery. She was misdiagnosed by several doctors for about 20 YEARS with Ulcerative colitis , when in fact she had Crohn's disease and then CANCER eating her up from inside. And the medications she kept trying for the other disease were actually making the condition worse, not better. By the time a new doctor figured out what was really wrong, or what it turned into, it was well past too late, and it's kind of amazing she lived as long as she did after the surgery.

Her biggest weakness was smoking cigs, and ultra lights too boot, but she was also a pretty healthy eater and rarely ate meat. I just noticed smokers are 3 times more likely to get Crohn's disease, too, huh. Good thing I don't smoke.

When I had my exam about 5 years ago, they found a benign growth as big as my thumb (which is pretty big) in my upper GI tract which was causing cramping and pains after eating. They burned that sucker right off, and cauterized the opening, but I still have a little tenderness in that area from time to time. The doc said there was a good possibility it might have become malignant at some point if it continued to grow and blocked the GI tract. The doc also gave me copies of color pics taken internally, too, which were pretty weird to look at.

If any relatives of yours have a history of intestinal or digestive problems, you need this procedure done every 5-7 years at least. And you need your first screening at 35 or 40, too.

(edited and corrected for her disease symptoms, I had it a bit backwards.)
 

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: Nik
Jesus Christ, Dennis. When are you going to understand that nobody wants to hear about your ridiculously creepy habbits, issues, and whatnot? You need to post on these forums as if you're talking to a complete stranger on the street. Nobody, not even your own mother, wants to hear what you shove up your ass. Why do you continue to post details of an extremely personal and disgusting nature? We don't want to read it!
surely someone on the 14 forums that this is cross-posted on (verbatim) cares.

:p
 

mattpegher

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As a public service anouncement:

First colonoscopy should be done about age 50 or for those with a family history of colon cancer 10 years before your youngest relative was diagnosed with colon cancer.


As an aside, most gastroenterologists knock you out pretty well so the proceedure is not that bad, the prep can be a bit rough though.
 

Rage187

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I've had 2 in the last 3 years. Only 32.. Was having some stomach problems and they wanted to make sure it wasn't something else.

The prep is the worst. The procedure isn't bad as they knock you out. Whatever they use it is actually quite relaxing.
 

rpanic

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My advice, after you take the pill, if you feel like you need to fart don?t, it?s not a fart.
 

SlickSnake

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Originally posted by: Leros
Do you really need another person with your for this procedure?

For the drive home it is advisable. Some Docs use only a local, but I think most now knock you out completely. If they knock you out completely, you may feel the effects for a day or more after. And if they remove anything, you might feel discomfort afterwards, too.
 

Pliablemoose

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Originally posted by: Leros
Do you really need another person with your for this procedure?

Most states consider you to be under the influence if you've had moderate sedation, it's dangerous to allow anyone to drive or even take a taxi/public transportation home after a procedure where you've been sedated.

People's reaction to any sedation varies wildly, because of multiple factors.
 

imported_Imp

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Originally posted by: Pliablemoose
Originally posted by: Leros
Do you really need another person with your for this procedure?

Most states consider you to be under the influence if you've had moderate sedation, it's dangerous to allow anyone to drive or even take a taxi/public transportation home after a procedure where you've been sedated.

People's reaction to any sedation varies wildly, because of multiple factors.

I did not know that. The last time I was sedated (wisdom teeth), I walked home with someone. Only about 1 mile though.