- Dec 5, 2000
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I write this text to chronicle my battle with The Fly, in the event that my efforts fail and I am rendered insane by his foul plans.
I don't know if it's the same fly, but I've been battling The Fly ever since yesterday. He keeps buzzing me and really annoying me. I made several attempts at his life yesterday but to no avail. He must be some kind of super fly with insane reflexes. I believe he may have some kind of cloaking ability as well, because when I try to follow his flight path, he seems to disappear.
Ha! He has landed! I shall now try to squash hime like the insect he is!
It is unconfirmed whether he is now deceased or not. I didn't see him fly away but I do not see his body on the floor or in the general vicinity. There is also no evidence of his demise upon the instrument of his destruction either.
An uncomfirmed kill is no kill at all.
I shall wait and bide my time to see if he returns again.
Victory! The search crews have returned with his body. My nemesis is now dead, until a new one decides to show his insecty face. At that time, I shall take up the Notepad of Destruction again and smite him without mercy!
I don't know if it's the same fly, but I've been battling The Fly ever since yesterday. He keeps buzzing me and really annoying me. I made several attempts at his life yesterday but to no avail. He must be some kind of super fly with insane reflexes. I believe he may have some kind of cloaking ability as well, because when I try to follow his flight path, he seems to disappear.
Ha! He has landed! I shall now try to squash hime like the insect he is!
It is unconfirmed whether he is now deceased or not. I didn't see him fly away but I do not see his body on the floor or in the general vicinity. There is also no evidence of his demise upon the instrument of his destruction either.
An uncomfirmed kill is no kill at all.
I shall wait and bide my time to see if he returns again.
Victory! The search crews have returned with his body. My nemesis is now dead, until a new one decides to show his insecty face. At that time, I shall take up the Notepad of Destruction again and smite him without mercy!
