Today I saw

[GarlicBreath]

I saw a big Chevy in the Lowe's parking lot with testicles hanging from under the trailer hitch. I wasn't sure whether to laugh of be offended.

I did a search. Here they are:

http://bullsballs.com/

 

[amol]

We know you liked them

 

[GarlicBreath]

Yes. I did. I'm getting some for my Jeep Liberty.

 

[Sluggo]

Too bad they dont make little tiny ones for Civics.

 

[voogru]

Originally posted by: Sluggo
Too bad they dont make little tiny ones for Civics.

Thats because they are girly cars.

I once saw a huge ass truck with "big nuts".

No, not the ones posted in this thread, but 2 120mm NUTS on a chain.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: GarlicBreath
I saw a big Chevy in the Lowe's parking lot with testicles hanging from under the trailer hitch. I wasn't sure whether to laugh of be offended.

I did a search. Here they are:

http://bullsballs.com/

Did you bang your head on the bumper trying to lick them?

 

[Yossarian]

I don't get it, does it mean that you think you're tough because you have a big truck? or you have no penis so your truck has taken its place? or that you are a big dick? this is puzzling.

 

[Ornery]

There seems to be a new trend in my area.....

We need to put an FAQ at the top of the page, on how to make a proper topic title.

 

[Ornery]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
I don't get it, does it mean that you think you're tough because you have a big truck? or you have no penis so your truck has taken its place? or that you are a big dick? this is puzzling.

I don't get it. WTF is the point of a huge exhaust tip on the back of an import? Even the manufacturers put oversized tips on their exhausts. Are they that embarrassed of their tiny pipes? Who are they trying to fool? Obviously the pickup driver isn't trying to fool anybody? So, which is more pathetic? Truly puzzling!

 

[moshquerade]

listen, when i see a truck i think... that's a male vehicle.

therefore, all trucks should have balls.

 

[Yossarian]

they should make some labia mudflaps for chicks' trucks

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
they should make some labia mudflaps for chicks' trucks

what do you consider a chick truck?

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Yossarian
they should make some labia mudflaps for chicks' trucks

what do you consider a chick truck?

A friend of mine used to refer to duallies as "female trucks" when he was younger, because they have "hips". His mom hated it.

 

[arcenite]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Yossarian
they should make some labia mudflaps for chicks' trucks

what do you consider a chick truck?

ford ranger 😛