Today I am am an old man :)

On this day,Sept,05 196...? I got spanked for the first time
(By the doctor,you wise cracking imbeciles)

Seeing that my family forgot my birthday,it would be nice if someone wished me a happy birthday

 

[iamwiz82]

you were old 20 years ago!


Happy birthday.

 

[LikeLinus]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Woot

 

[BigJohnKC]

Happy Birthday!

 

you were old 20 years ago!

Thanks,you make me feel so young and full of vigor !

 

[LikeLinus]

Originally posted by: Roger

you were old 20 years ago!

Thanks,you make me feel so young and full of vigor !

at your age....don't you mean full of viagra? j/k

So what did you buy yourself?

 

[murphy55d]

Happy birthday grandpa.

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Originally posted by: Roger

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
you were old 20 years ago!

Thanks,you make me feel so young and full of vigor !

By wiz's logic, you were old before I was even born (just barely - I'm 19).

Happy Birthday!!

 

[ohtwell]

Happy Birthday!


: ) Amanda

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: KnightBreed

Originally posted by: Roger

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
you were old 20 years ago!

Thanks,you make me feel so young and full of vigor !

By wiz's logic, you were old before I was even born (just barely - I'm 19).

Happy Birthday!!

Roger, are you more than double KnightBreed's age?

 

So what did you buy yourself?

A lady of the night

Happy birthday grandpa.

THANKS

Roger, are you more than double KnightBreed's age?

I believe so..............

at your age....don't you mean full of viagra?

I haven't lost that yet !

 

[minendo]

Happy Birthday Roger.

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Originally posted by: Roger

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
Roger, are you more than double KnightBreed's age?

I believe so..............

:Q

 

[guyver01]

if you were born in 196x... that means you're about 10 years older than me :Q


i WILL NOT go quietly into old age.... i'm only 29!!!!! sheesh!!!!

I AM NOT GETTING OLD!!!


btw... happy birfday

 

[Garet Jax]

Happy Birthday.

Not everyone on this board is so young. I am closer to your age than to KnightBreed's.

 

[iamwiz82]

for the record, i'm older than KnightBreed

 

Where's Harvey,he's older than dirt,just thinking how old he is makes me feel like a young wippersnapper

Born on my birthday ;

Dweezel Zappa-1969 Nice name
Freddy Mercury-1946 No comments
Raquel Welch-1940 Not bad looking when she was young
Bob Newhart-1929 One of the funniest comedians ever
Jesse James-1847 One bad mofo

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: Roger
Where's Harvey,he's older than dirt,just thinking how old he is makes me feel like a young wippersnapper

the nurse is still feeding him his jello

:Q

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Originally posted by: Garet Jax
Not everyone on this board is so young. I am closer to your age than to KnightBreed's.

Originally posted by: iamwiz82
for the record, i'm older than KnightBreed

You're only as young as you feel.

 

We are going to get our arses kicked when Harvey shows up !

 

[Ulfwald]

Roger,

When you came in this world, things were easy. You never had to get up to go to the bathroom, someone always changed your diaper and cleaned your bottom. all you did was eat, sleep, and drool, someone always gave you a bath, and fed and clothed you...........................Oh wait, you are almost at that stage again!!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

Also, remember you came in this world the same way you will go out: Bald, and shriveled up like a prune.

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: Roger
Raquel Welch-1940 Not bad looking when she was young

she STILL looks like a babe!

 

Also, remember you came in this world the same way you will go out: Bald, and shriveled up like a prune

Only downstairs my friend :Q

 

[ElFenix]

happy birthday!!!

 

[guyver01]

In honor of the Riddle thread... here's one, custom designed for Roger


Roger spent one-fourth of his life as a boy, one-eighth as a youth, and one-half as an active man. If Roger spent 10 years as an old man, then how many years did he spend as an active man?