Let me know when they do a movie of the Hobbit. As far as I'm aware they're padding out The Hobbit to be three movies when the LotR book (or books, depending on how you look at them), is at least three times the thickness and only got three movies (and yet the films still ended up with some filler and racial comic relief in!).
Hollywood sez: But there aren't any female characters in The Hobbit! You'll have to make some up. Otherwise we can't sell this to as many people. That would be bad. Make it three movies, then we can sell more than triple the number of tickets than for one movie. Who wants another swimming pool?
You aren't entirely off the mark, but I'm still excited for them.
Frankly, my plan when it's all said and done a few years from now is to edit together my own version with pieces from all 3 films, trying to match the 1977 animated Hobbit roughly scene for scene and achieve about the same length.
Just as another option of how to watch it, a condensed single movie option.
But I still fully expect to enjoy the 3 films. It does seem a little bloated and over-serious for the source material though.
I wish this 3D trash gimic would die.
Maybe I am just getting old and hating tech, but those glasses are bothersome and 3D adds nothing for me since I am not a kid, easily amused with things flying at my face.
No you're correct, not old. Not hating tech.
This is old "tech" that's been around since what, the 50's? Earlier?
It's just another passing phase of this same tired gimmick which has risen up only to be smacked down before. This time it seems to have more legs, which is unfortunate.
Along with frantic shaky-cam editing of battles, etc, it's another way to dumb down modern films and distract you with a lot of flashy shit so you don't pay attention to how hollow the story is and how poor the performances.
That said, I'm entirely sure the 3D in the Hobbit will be done very welly AS 3D GOES. Just like Avatar, I watched it in 3D the first time and yes, as 3D goes it was done very well. I still preferred it in non-3D though.
Some try to compare it to when sound or color was added to films but I just don't think the comparison works at all. Here's a good way to think of it... would they ever, EVER in a million years consider adding 3D to a film like Schindler's List or an interpersonal romantic drama, to historical documentaries, or romantic comedies? Hell no they wouldn't. The genres which exclusively use 3D tell you a lot about the nature of the gimmick.