To the women here: What's the most pathetic / ridiculous thing a man has ever said to you in attempt to hit on you?

[Prodigy^]

just wondering how sleazy we really are

 

[MrsSkywalker]

I once had a guy sing me "Fat Bottomed Girl" by Queen in an attempt to get me to go out with him. Tip, fellas: Even if she is one, NEVER tell her she is!!

 

[nickdakick]

Things you do when you DON'T wanna go out with somebody.

 

[dennilfloss]

So, after the song, when he asked you out...

Did you reply...

Fat chance!

Stay Out Of My Way (Mase)

 

[Prodigy^]

hehehe dennil

 

[unxpurg8d]

"Can I buy you breakfast?" at 11:00 at night.












Poor guy forgot about Denny's.

 

[Yeeny]

Lets see, I have heard a couple. "I have my own tractor." "If I made the alphabet I would have put you and I together." And my favorite: "Well, your not hideous, wanna dance?" Well, at least I am not hideous. I also had a guy once burn me on purpose with a cigarette because I would not let him feel me up after we had met only 10 minutes before, and a guy steal my cigarettes and throw my lighter in a pitcher of beer because I would not go to a hotel with him. Wow, looking at this makes me feel somehow disturbed... :Q

 

[Locutus of Board]

GF

U tease.

 

[Mday]

GF, that's what you get for smoking and dating smokers

and ouch...

 

[MsBrooks]

Hmmm...they are all bad! The question should be "What is the most decent pick up line?"

 

[reitz]

I witnessed the all-time worst at a party in college:

A crazy guy I sort of knew went up to a girl and asked, "Why don't we go back to my room for pizza and sex?" She just stared at him with a shocked look on her face, and he added, "What, you don't like pizza?"

The crack as her hand made contact with his face could be heard through the entire house...

 

[Passions]

There are 250 bones in a persons body, want another one?

 

[JMaster]

One time I had to talk to this chick but couldn't think of anything and I wanted to say something before she left so I said "hi, are you korean?" and she said "yes" and i said "oh" then i didn't know what to say puhahahaa

 

[Prodigy^]

LMAO dawn

oi, we're good-looking 'n such

 

[Electric Amish]

BOBBY RIBBS-



<< There are 250 bones in a persons body, want another one? >>



Hopefully she's not a medical student....or maybe you're a freak!!

There are only 206 bones in the body.

amish

 

[Prodigy^]

sure do tum ti teii...

 

[montanafan]

This guy came to my house at about 10 o'clock one night and asked if he could hire me to tutor him for a test he had to take for a job. I told him I didn't have the extra time, but I had a friend who might want to do it. After I came back with a phone number, he tells me that he wasn't really wanting a tutor, but he thought if he hired me to do it and we spent some time together that I might want to go out with him then. I just gave him the potential tutor's number and said well, good luck, as I was closing the door.