To the temp secratary that sits beside me...

[rudder]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: acid45
Why must you be so anoying?

Why must you sing all day long? If you must, atleast learn the damn words.

Why must you read everything outloud?

Why must you narate your every action?

Why must you always be late?

Why must you always leave early?

Why must you always poke thru my lunch and say ''Oh thats not good for you..'' '' Do you know whats in that?''

Why must you always talk about your retarted kids?

Why must you always bring ''health friendly'' muffins NONE LIKES THEM

Why must you always comment on how smoking is bad for your health.

Why does your laugh sound like that crazy chiken in Justin Timberlakes Sexy back?

Why dont you die?


/rant

Why don't you take some English/grammar lessons?

It is a rant. If you rant coherently it does not make it much of a rant now does it?

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

You want to bone her don't you?

 

[acid45]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
You want to bone her don't you?

GOD NO!!

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Quick, pull her hair and push her off her chair. If she punches you in the arm, it means she likes you.

Why don't you try and out-annoy her? Like when she hums a crappy song, counter by growling a death-metal song.

 

[SSSnail]

Originally posted by: Nohr
Text

You. Are. A. God. (Intelligently designed or not )

 

[SuperNaruto]

man i had a hot one, and i just wanna do all sorts of illegal things to her... but she was a permanent not a temp

 

[So]

Originally posted by: toekramp
BOSE headphones FTL

Corrected.

Any other brand of headphones FTBD (better deal)

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Guys, he's French Canadian, so give him a break on the grammar & spelling.

Originally posted by: acid45
Why must you read everything outloud?

Why must you always be late?

Why must you always leave early?

Why must you always poke thru my lunch and say ''Oh thats not good for you..'' '' Do you know whats in that?''

Why must you always talk about your retarded kids?

These ones in-particular drive me crazy.

I also hate people who play their music in the office, at a volume that everyone else can hear. :|

I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume...

Yes, but only from 9 to 11

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Another happy story

 

[NiteWulf]

Accounts payable Nina speaking. Just a moment...

 

[imported_Baloo]

I forwarded your rant to your boss. He agrees your workload is too light that you have time to post such a lengthy complaint about a coworker. He'll be bring it up in your next review as well

 

[Mrfrog840]

Originally posted by: clamum
5/10. Needs more anger.

i concur