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To the person that was on hold for three hours

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So I got an event coming up at the local track...should be a fairly fun event and I want to take the truck out. Well....a few weeks ago, due to my own stupidity, I blew my hub seals on my rear end...and due to me catching the fucking flu...and other shit...I never got around to fixing them. So this is the week OF and I need the damn seals, right?

So I call up AutoZone:

"Thank you for calling AutoZone, how can I help you?"
"Yeah, I'm looking for axle seals of a ford 9" rear end..."
"Oooh. umm...hold on a second...." and he puts me on hold.

....15 minutes later...someone ELSE picks up...

"...umm thank you for calling AutoZone, who are you holding for?"
"I'm holding for someone to help me find some axle seals..."
"Oh.. ummm. Huh.. hold on a second." and HE puts me on hold.

...10 minutes in, I'm getting pissed and I decide that this is a battle of wills. Them waiting for me to hang up....me waiting for them to get tired of the phone beeping and to pick up.

...10 MORE minutes....and I can feel my will about to give in completely to anger. FUCK THIS! While STILL on hold, I jump in my daily driver and drive my ass up to the AutoZone I'm on hold with!

I get there about 10 minutes later...and there's 4 fuckers working...and like two people shopping...and one of them hits me up instantly:

"Welcome to AutoZone, how can I help you?"
...as I walk behind their counter to look for their phone...

"Yeah....do you have someone on hold right now?"
"Uh excuse me?"
...I point at the blinking, beeping phone...
"DO...YOU...HAVE...SOMEONE...ON...HOLD...RIGHT...NOW!?"
"Uhh...I guess so."
"You guess so?? Let me help you. You DO have someone on hold...ME! I've been on hold for 45 fucking minutes! What in the HELL is THAT all about?? Can you give me one good reason why you've had me on hold for almost a fucking hour??"
"Well...uhh..I mean....uhhh...I was waiting for him (he points) to pick up.."
"He DID pick up...and put me right the fuck back on hold!"

"Uuhh..err....ahh...ummm..."
"Don't give me any bullshit about how busy you are...there's no one fucking in here! If my fucking question was simply too difficult for you, TELL me."
"Well...what do you need sir?"
"What I needed was axle seals...but what I need NOW is to talk to YOUR fucking manager."
"Yes sir."...and scampers off to get El Jefe....
Manager: "Yes sir, what seems to be the problem?"

...I tell him, "....and I'm STILL on hold!" That's right...I still haven't hung up...

He looks at the phone....picks it up...and says, "Uhh Autzone, may I help you?"
I yell into MY phone, "IT'S ME FUCKER!!!" He jumps and hangs up.
"I'm hoping that isn't your policy here! That if you CAN'T answer the question, just put the person on hold until they hang up?"
"Uh no sir!"
"Well lets see if y'all CAN help me...now that I'm here."
He goes over to the computer...

I tell him, "I need axle seals for a 31 spline ford 9" rear end."
"What's it out of?"
"Hell...i don't know? Almost any 70s ford truck I'm sure."
"Well I need to know what it's out of."
"I do not know..."
"Well what's it in now?"
"That's not gonna help you."
"Sure it is"
"No...it won't. There's no way to search for the rear end?"
"No...so what's it in?"
"A 2001 CHEVY SILVERADO ok?? Does THAT help???"
"No."
"See?"

He connected me with someone at another AutoZone that actually WAS helpful...and I went over there to get the parts...
 
I'm glad to have multiple knowledgeable auto parts store close to my house. They have spent 10+ minutes looking up $5-10 parts for me more than once.

carquest and napa ++
 
Surprised the idiot wasn't kicked out of the store the moment he started acting like the jerk he was.

Next time if they place you on hold like that just don't shop there and spend your money someplace else.
 
I remember calling someone and being put on hold. After 10 minutes I put it on speakerphone and set the phone down. An hour later I forgot I even had the phone sitting there when someone came on the line it about scared the shit out of me.
 
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Manager: "Yes sir, what seems to be the problem?"

...I tell him, "....and I'm STILL on hold!" That's right...I still haven't hung up...

He looks at the phone....picks it up...and says, "Uhh Autzone, may I help you?"
I yell into MY phone, "IT'S ME FUCKER!!!" He jumps and hangs up. q]

That image is priceless...
 
Originally posted by: Newbian
Surprised the idiot wasn't kicked out of the store the moment he started acting like the jerk he was.

Next time if they place you on hold like that just don't shop there and spend your money someplace else.


I thought he was quite restrained considering the situation.

 
Originally posted by: WelshBloke
Originally posted by: Newbian
Surprised the idiot wasn't kicked out of the store the moment he started acting like the jerk he was.

Next time if they place you on hold like that just don't shop there and spend your money someplace else.


I thought he was quite restrained considering the situation.

I still would had hanged up after 15 minutes and shopped elsewhere.
 
Originally posted by: Newbian
Surprised the idiot wasn't kicked out of the store the moment he started acting like the jerk he was.

Next time if they place you on hold like that just don't shop there and spend your money someplace else.

Lern 2 troll 😛
 
IT'S ME FUCKER!

🙂

Glad you got it sorted out finally. Auto shop goons are roughly on par with Radio Shack goons, which seems to be the job you get when you're not quite ready to be a cell phone salesman yet.
 
I've been on the other side of this. I worked at Advance as a "parts monkey" part time when I was in college. The hold thing is inexcusable, and obviously your anger is justified there.

But, you can't expect the guy working behind the counter to automatically know where to find each and every part someone might come up with off the top of his head. There have been thousands upon thousands of different makes / models / trim levels produced over the years. Those computers are set up so that you HAVE to enter a vehicle in order to find the part (trust me, they don't like it either). This is fine for 99% of the people who come in there, but sucks for the 1% who have project cars or other things with tons of non-original parts in them. Usually those with these kinds of projects can give an example of something that the part came with originally, but there are always a few who try to be difficult / vague, or just get off on attempting to make the parts guy look like a moron.

Say the guy looked up "almost any Ford truck from the 70's" and got you some axle seals. You go home and they don't fit, because he looked up a 1972 F100, which came with a different rear than a 1979 F250 - which is what you actually needed. So you come back ranting and raving about how the guy is an idiot and sold you the wrong thing. Because it's never the customer's fault, you see.

I had morons (at least one a week) ask me for parts by specific name. I'd find them their part, they'd go home and attempt to install it, and then come back bitching and yelling, calling me an idiot, etc. because it wasn't right - when they had asked for the wrong fucking thing in the first place, due to lack of knowledge on what they were doing, WAGs, or bad advice. And it was MY fault they got the wrong shit. :roll:

SO glad I don't have to deal with that shit anymore.
 
I think the biggest thing that's wrong with autozone is that they don't carry quality parts anymore. The Duralast stuff, even the higher end line, isn't nearly up to par with OEM equipment. Advance carries Moog parts, and they have a rep for being very good, but my personal experience with duralast has been pretty poor.

I'll let you know how Moog ball joints hold up in 6 months or so.
 
I remember I left a guy on hold saying I'd be right back, but then got distracted. 20 minutes later I come back and see the red blinking light and I'm thinking, "I didn't leave anyon-OH SHI-"

He was upset but not overly so, he seemed more hurt than angry. I felt bad.
 

Uhhh, google images found that picture.

...and GTA, this wasn't my rant.
 
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Uhhh, google images found that picture.

...and GTA, this wasn't my rant.

Ugh, didn't read close enough. My bad 😱

I shall leave it there for reference purposes only 🙂
 
Originally posted by: WelshBloke
Originally posted by: Newbian
Surprised the idiot wasn't kicked out of the store the moment he started acting like the jerk he was.

Next time if they place you on hold like that just don't shop there and spend your money someplace else.


I thought he was quite restrained considering the situation.

If he didn't act like that they never would have learned.
 
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Uhhh, google images found that picture.

...and GTA, this wasn't my rant.

😱 A guy posing as a fellow UIUC student... I've got my eye on you...
 
Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
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So I got an event coming up at the local track...should be a fairly fun event and I want to take the truck out. Well....a few weeks ago, due to my own stupidity, I blew my hub seals on my rear end...and due to me catching the fucking flu...and other shit...I never got around to fixing them. So this is the week OF and I need the damn seals, right?

So I call up AutoZone:

"Thank you for calling AutoZone, how can I help you?"
"Yeah, I'm looking for axle seals of a ford 9" rear end..."
"Oooh. umm...hold on a second...." and he puts me on hold.

....15 minutes later...someone ELSE picks up...

"...umm thank you for calling AutoZone, who are you holding for?"
"I'm holding for someone to help me find some axle seals..."
"Oh.. ummm. Huh.. hold on a second." and HE puts me on hold.

...10 minutes in, I'm getting pissed and I decide that this is a battle of wills. Them waiting for me to hang up....me waiting for them to get tired of the phone beeping and to pick up.

...10 MORE minutes....and I can feel my will about to give in completely to anger. FUCK THIS! While STILL on hold, I jump in my daily driver and drive my ass up to the AutoZone I'm on hold with!

I get there about 10 minutes later...and there's 4 fuckers working...and like two people shopping...and one of them hits me up instantly:

"Welcome to AutoZone, how can I help you?"
...as I walk behind their counter to look for their phone...

"Yeah....do you have someone on hold right now?"
"Uh excuse me?"
...I point at the blinking, beeping phone...
"DO...YOU...HAVE...SOMEONE...ON...HOLD...RIGHT...NOW!?"
"Uhh...I guess so."
"You guess so?? Let me help you. You DO have someone on hold...ME! I've been on hold for 45 fucking minutes! What in the HELL is THAT all about?? Can you give me one good reason why you've had me on hold for almost a fucking hour??"
"Well...uhh..I mean....uhhh...I was waiting for him (he points) to pick up.."
"He DID pick up...and put me right the fuck back on hold!"

"Uuhh..err....ahh...ummm..."
"Don't give me any bullshit about how busy you are...there's no one fucking in here! If my fucking question was simply too difficult for you, TELL me."
"Well...what do you need sir?"
"What I needed was axle seals...but what I need NOW is to talk to YOUR fucking manager."
"Yes sir."...and scampers off to get El Jefe....
Manager: "Yes sir, what seems to be the problem?"

...I tell him, "....and I'm STILL on hold!" That's right...I still haven't hung up...

He looks at the phone....picks it up...and says, "Uhh Autzone, may I help you?"
I yell into MY phone, "IT'S ME FUCKER!!!" He jumps and hangs up.
"I'm hoping that isn't your policy here! That if you CAN'T answer the question, just put the person on hold until they hang up?"
"Uh no sir!"
"Well lets see if y'all CAN help me...now that I'm here."
He goes over to the computer...

I tell him, "I need axle seals for a 31 spline ford 9" rear end."
"What's it out of?"
"Hell...i don't know? Almost any 70s ford truck I'm sure."
"Well I need to know what it's out of."
"I do not know..."
"Well what's it in now?"
"That's not gonna help you."
"Sure it is"
"No...it won't. There's no way to search for the rear end?"
"No...so what's it in?"
"A 2001 CHEVY SILVERADO ok?? Does THAT help???"
"No."
"See?"

He connected me with someone at another AutoZone that actually WAS helpful...and I went over there to get the parts...

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