To the idiot in my dorm tonight...

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daniel1113

daniel1113

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To the idiot that decided to write "Way to waste paper, jerk-off" on the 60 page e-book that I printed out tonight.

You are an idiot. Why? It was my ream of the paper in the printer. Yeah, that's right. Since the dorm printer was out of paper, I loaded the paper cartridge with my own stack of paper and then printed my document on my paper.

Now, since there was absolutely no paper other than my own in the printer all night long, and you obviously found it necessary to visit the printer, I'd say it's fair to assume that you too were printing something. Guess what? You were using my my paper.

Finally, because you decided to be a twit and write with a permanent marker on my document, I had to reprint the whole damn thing. In the end, because of your actions, I had to use twice as much of my paper, you inconsiderate paper wasting jerk-off. I hope you're happy, jackass.

That is all.

Cliffs:
1. Idiot ruins document printed on my own paper
2. Idiot also uses my paper
3. Idiot wastes paper
 
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Lifer
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Print this thread (on the printer) and post it on the wall near the printer.
 
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d33pt

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you are dumb. why would you have to reprint 60 pages because some guy wrote on one page? take this to your myspace blog...
 
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b0mbrman

Lifer
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Originally posted by: daniel1113
To the idiot that decided to write "Way to waste paper, jerk-off" on the 60 page e-book that I printed out tonight.

You are an idiot. Why? It was my ream of the paper in the printer. Yeah, that's right. Since the dorm printer was out of paper, I loaded the paper cartridge with my own stack of paper and then printed my document on my paper.

Now, since there was absolutely no paper other than my own in the printer all night long, and you obviously found it necessary to visit the printer, I'd say it's fair to assume that you too were printing something. Guess what? You were using my my paper.

Finally, because you decided to be a twit and write with a permanent marker on my document, I had to reprint the whole damn thing. In the end, because of your actions, I had to use twice as much of my paper, you inconsiderate paper wasting jerk-off. I hope you're happy, jackass.

That is all.

Cliffs:
1. Idiot ruins document printed on my own paper
2. Idiot also uses my paper
3. Idiot wastes paper
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You should have written a note saying, "It was the toner I was wasting, not the paper. Paper is relatively cheap compared to the toner I went through tonight."
 
daniel1113

daniel1113

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Originally posted by: d33pt
you are dumb. why would you have to reprint 60 pages because some guy wrote on one page? take this to your myspace blog...
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He wrote on all of them.
 
SmoochyTX

SmoochyTX

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Originally posted by: daniel1113
Originally posted by: d33pt
you are dumb. why would you have to reprint 60 pages because some guy wrote on one page? take this to your myspace blog...
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He wrote on all of them.
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He needs to find something better to do with his life. Hugging a tree and then apologizing to the tree comes to mind.
 
Skunkwourk

Skunkwourk

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Originally posted by: daniel1113
Originally posted by: d33pt
you are dumb. why would you have to reprint 60 pages because some guy wrote on one page? take this to your myspace blog...
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He wrote on all of them.
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hahaha sorry, thats sort of funny.

 
TehMac

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What a homo. If I ever caught someone doing that, I'd fvcking kick his ass. And then stuff paper in his mouth and beat him unconscious.
 
2Xtreme21

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Originally posted by: TehMac
What a homo. If I ever caught someone doing that, I'd fvcking kick his ass. And then stuff paper in his mouth and beat him unconscious.
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Tough guy.
 
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TheGizmo

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Originally posted by: TehMac
What a homo. If I ever caught someone doing that, I'd fvcking kick his ass. And then stuff paper in his mouth and beat him unconscious.
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so you're the serial killer, i see it all now.
 
deerslayer

deerslayer

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Wow....he wrote on all 60 pages? It was sitting in the printer tray long enough for him to write "Way to waste paper, jerk-off" on 60 pages?
 
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b0mbrman

Lifer
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Originally posted by: daniel1113
Originally posted by: d33pt
you are dumb. why would you have to reprint 60 pages because some guy wrote on one page? take this to your myspace blog...
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He wrote on all of them.
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Dang. 60 pages worth of vandalism? That takes heart
 
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Juno

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well, my first year of college was worse.

roommate blacked out 7 times in the entire year and i HAD to take care of him. on his 7th and final blackout, i got fed up and drew "SHAVE THIS!" on his hairy ass with a bold black permanent marker. he woke up in the morning finding out the pictures and videos were posted online. embarrassment ensued.

he shrugged off after seeing the pictures and videos. :p
 
2Xtreme21

2Xtreme21

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Originally posted by: Juno
well, my first year of college was worse.

roommate blacked out 7 times in the entire year and i HAD to take care of him. on his 7th and final blackout, i got fed up and drew "SHAVE THIS!" on his hairy ass with a bold black permanent marker. he woke up in the morning finding out the pictures and videos were posted online. embarrassment ensued.

he shrugged off after seeing the pictures and videos. :p
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Only 7? It became a routine weekend occurrence to carry my puking roommate back up to our room after parties.
 
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Injury

Lifer
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Originally posted by: BrianH1
OTIYB

MSITW~~~>
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TABGFYRHWFY.


(There's a big "Go F**K Yourself" Right here waiting for you.)

Nobody asked you to click on this thread you piece of trash.
 
daniel1113

daniel1113

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Originally posted by: deerslayer
Wow....he wrote on all 60 pages? It was sitting in the printer tray long enough for him to write "Way to waste paper, jerk-off" on 60 pages?
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Yeah, I started studying for the exam that I printed the document for, and forgot about it for 30 minutes or so. Oh, and he missed a few... so cut that down to 50 or so :)
 
deerslayer

deerslayer

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Yeah, I started studying for the exam that I printed the document for, and forgot about it for 30 minutes or so. Oh, and he missed a few... so cut that down to 50 or so :)
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I'm speechless. Sounds like something one of the guys from my floor would have done.
 
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Juno

Lifer
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Originally posted by: 2Xtreme21
Originally posted by: Juno
well, my first year of college was worse.

roommate blacked out 7 times in the entire year and i HAD to take care of him. on his 7th and final blackout, i got fed up and drew "SHAVE THIS!" on his hairy ass with a bold black permanent marker. he woke up in the morning finding out the pictures and videos were posted online. embarrassment ensued.

he shrugged off after seeing the pictures and videos. :p
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Only 7? It became a routine weekend occurrence to carry my puking roommate back up to our room after parties.
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my roommate doesn't puke which is rarely for me because every time i get drunk, i puke.

being blacked out is obviously dangerous. i had to watch him rather than letting him doing recklessly.
 
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