To the guy trying on sunglasses at JCPenney's

[axelfox]

BEST OF CRAIGLIST

 

[upsciLLion]

What were you doing in JC Penney?

 

[Kilgor]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
What were you doing in JC Penney?

Looking for a purse that matches his Ipod Nano and sandles.

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: Kilgor

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
What were you doing in JC Penney?

Looking for a purse that matches his Ipod Nano and sandles.

JC Penney is not the place to do that.

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: Kilgor

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
What were you doing in JC Penney?

Looking for a purse that matches his Ipod Nano and sandles.

:laugh::beer:

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: MX2times
Again, I offer my sincere apologies,

S'okay, I bet he was just surprised to run into another guy who, uh, paid so much attention to what he was wearing. He probably doesn't run into (ahem) fashion experts like yourself that often.

Pssst....OP's not a guy.

 

[mercanucaribe]

You told him that?

 

[Kilgor]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: MX2times
Again, I offer my sincere apologies,

S'okay, I bet he was just surprised to run into another guy who, uh, paid so much attention to what he was wearing. He probably doesn't run into (ahem) fashion experts like yourself that often.

Pssst....OP's not a guy.

For the Post he is.

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: MX2times
Again, I offer my sincere apologies,

S'okay, I bet he was just surprised to run into another guy who, uh, paid so much attention to what he was wearing. He probably doesn't run into (ahem) fashion experts like yourself that often.

Pssst....OP's not a guy.

I see you are the only one who realizes that

 

[PHiuR]

Originally posted by: Aharami
finally, a rant well executed

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: MX2times

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: MX2times
Again, I offer my sincere apologies,

S'okay, I bet he was just surprised to run into another guy who, uh, paid so much attention to what he was wearing. He probably doesn't run into (ahem) fashion experts like yourself that often.

Pssst....OP's not a guy.

I see you are the only one who realizes that

Hey, sometimes, we girls got to stick together.

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: MX2times

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: hjo3

Originally posted by: MX2times
Again, I offer my sincere apologies,

S'okay, I bet he was just surprised to run into another guy who, uh, paid so much attention to what he was wearing. He probably doesn't run into (ahem) fashion experts like yourself that often.

Pssst....OP's not a guy.

I see you are the only one who realizes that

Hey, sometimes, we girls got to stick together.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: MX2times
I am sorry if I hurt your feelings, but you asked for my opinion and I gave it to you.

The Harley type boots went well with your faded jeans and the two actually complimented one another. It all went wrong at the horseshoe belt buckle (which I think was an actual horseshoe). It only got worse as it progressed towards your head. The Miami Vice wardrobe department called and they were wondering who stole Don Johnson's blinding white sport coat and skin tight teal colored t-shirt. I guess it was you. To top it all off, you insist on cultivating the mullet that Billy Ray so proudly wore many moons ago. Let me be the first to say it isnt working in any way, shape, or form. I actually started to look around and wonder if this was all on Candid Camera, but the only thing I did see was the fashion police and SWAT breaking down the doors.

Again, I offer my sincere apologies, but dont ask someone for their opinion as a conversation starter if you insist on leaving the house dressed as you are. Please dont worry about the sunglasses, your eyes were just fine. Its other things that need your immediate attention.

MX2times

Don't worry I followed you home...we will discuss later.

:beer:

 

[WT]

I salute you, Mr. roving Mens Fashion Consultant !!!!

<que beer commercial singer>

Mr. roving Mens Fashioonnn Consullltannntttt !!!

 

[aplefka]

David, you're a douche. I can't believe you bumped this. Pretty funny though because I was in JCPenny last night and am going there when they open to buy the rest of what I need.