To the Dragon Lady heating up her lunch at 5:00PM in the aftertoon

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FreshPrince

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1. learn how to use the microwave...try not to burn all your food

2. bring better smelling lunch next time! the smokey smell + your nasty food = bad for the whole office

3. going home early due to headache from such overwhelming, odiferous experience :|
 
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FreshPrince

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Originally posted by: GeneValgene
i am an asian who just heated up my lunch of curry and rice

sorry :(
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I'm asian too and curry and rice smells damn good!

this is like smokey cabbage...barf!
 
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Haha, we have a client at work that we affectionately call the "Dragon Lady." In fact it wasn't until after many months of me being there did I discover that she had a a real name.
 
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i don't have lunch today... i just bought a little bag of chips from the office snack stand. i could use some of that curry and rice right about now...
 
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Yossarian

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I was in the unfortunate position in my last job to have the bathroom directly across from my office door. Let me tell you, this Nigerian dude stunk it up so bad I almost puked. I told my boss I was going home because a biological weapon was forcing me out of my office.
 
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Originally posted by: Yossarian
I was in the unfortunate position in my last job to have the bathroom directly across from my office door. Let me tell you, this Nigerian dude stunk it up so bad I almost puked. I told my boss I was going home because a biological weapon was forcing me out of my office.
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LOL...

luckily...our restrooms are located out in the lobby so there's no chance for that. I would die if I had to sit next to the bathrooms and smell what everyone had for lunch...barf ;)
 
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MulLa

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Originally posted by: Yossarian
I was in the unfortunate position in my last job to have the bathroom directly across from my office door. Let me tell you, this Nigerian dude stunk it up so bad I almost puked. I told my boss I was going home because a biological weapon was forcing me out of my office.
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I've learnt to use the carpark bathrooms which rarely gets used is clean and the walking up and down the stairs serves as my daily exercise :D
 
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antyler

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Why do you call her the dragon lady? Thats what they call one of the women who works at my local DMV
 
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Carbo

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Originally posted by: Yossarian
I was in the unfortunate position in my last job to have the bathroom directly across from my office door. Let me tell you, this Nigerian dude stunk it up so bad I almost puked. I told my boss I was going home because a biological weapon was forcing me out of my office.
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What did the Nigerian dude do, exactly?

 
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Originally posted by: Carbo
Originally posted by: Yossarian
I was in the unfortunate position in my last job to have the bathroom directly across from my office door. Let me tell you, this Nigerian dude stunk it up so bad I almost puked. I told my boss I was going home because a biological weapon was forcing me out of my office.
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What did the Nigerian dude do, exactly?
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Dropped a load of assthrax in the bathroom. Reading FTW!

 
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Howard

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Originally posted by: Carbo
Originally posted by: Yossarian
I was in the unfortunate position in my last job to have the bathroom directly across from my office door. Let me tell you, this Nigerian dude stunk it up so bad I almost puked. I told my boss I was going home because a biological weapon was forcing me out of my office.
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What did the Nigerian dude do, exactly?
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Deposited 419 lbs of scat.
 
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mwtgg

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Originally posted by: middlehead
Originally posted by: Carbo
Originally posted by: Yossarian
I was in the unfortunate position in my last job to have the bathroom directly across from my office door. Let me tell you, this Nigerian dude stunk it up so bad I almost puked. I told my boss I was going home because a biological weapon was forcing me out of my office.
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What did the Nigerian dude do, exactly?
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Dropped a load of assthrax in the bathroom. Reading FTW!
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LMFAO!
 
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