To sum up all that has been said here about MJ...

SVT Cobra

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to summarize the whole MJ thread:

dan rathers on CBS was taking forever to reach the verdict becuase he was to busy second guessing himself, while idiots and non-idiots alike gessed if he was guilty or not. Meanwhile blake, OJ, and any other minority who had money was watching the trial, truely free men in the US. After the verdict was announced keebler elves and the Wal-Mart family started rioting, but white doves and michael teflon smooth jackson slipped out of the courtroom and calmed everybody down (4 elves are in critical condition). There was a whole bunch of WTFBBQ's held with grilled justice with a side of Black beans and White potatos, and for desert DA needs a new job a la'mode. After everyone finished their meals they all took a roflcopter to MJ's house at never never land where it was bring your own underoo's night and leave with someone elses. People who didnt get invited got pissed becuase they had opinions that really mattered, but the convicted pedophile didnt take them seriously...and before the night/thread ends people will be having sleepover's with teenagers and giving beers to minors.....and in related news Paramount Pictures anounces new movie....Ray 2: Look what you can do with money!


Yup i think i about covered everything...now you do not have the read 22 pages
 

cjgallen

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Originally posted by: Ronstang
Originally posted by: cjgallen
I liked what Brian Williams said at the end of NBC Nightly News.


And that was?

I'm searching for a transcript :p but it was something along the lines of:

From the time of Jackson's arrest to the time the trial ended today, such and such events more newsworthy happened in the world while this trial got the most news coverage of anything ever.