To Ms. Lady in the front office...

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
how old is Ms. Lady?

qft

This + her attractiveness determines whether you should

1) be creeped out
2) take her into the mail room

Edit - Okay, 34. MILF/Cougar/etc, or am I going to link whaling.jpg again? :p

- M4H
 

DieselUV

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Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul
Why do you consistantly glance at my crotchables when we are talking? It kinda creeps me out.

stare at her chest oh minister of boobies
 

sixone

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I'm betting that if she see's a little tent there once, she'll never ever look again. :p
 

meltdown75

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Originally posted by: sixone
I'm betting that if she see's a little tent there once, she'll never ever look again. :p
QFT. She's looking for at least a medium-sized tent.
 

sixone

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: sixone
I'm betting that if she see's a little tent there once, she'll never ever look again. :p
QFT. She's looking for at least a medium-sized tent.

:laugh:

If it's too big, she's gonna tell everyone in the office, which could be embarrassing for the OP. If it's a small one, she won't want to explain why she noticed it anyway.
 

gwrober

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Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: sixone
I'm betting that if she see's a little tent there once, she'll never ever look again. :p
QFT. She's looking for at least a medium-sized tent.

:laugh:

If it's too big, she's gonna tell everyone in the office, which could be embarrassing for the OP. If it's a small one, she won't want to explain why she noticed it anyway.

And you may find out why she's sizing up your crotchables...
 

eLiTeGoodGuy

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Originally posted by: gwrober
Originally posted by: sixone
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: sixone
I'm betting that if she see's a little tent there once, she'll never ever look again. :p
QFT. She's looking for at least a medium-sized tent.

:laugh:

If it's too big, she's gonna tell everyone in the office, which could be embarrassing for the OP. If it's a small one, she won't want to explain why she noticed it anyway.

And you may find out why she's sizing up your crotchables...
:thumbsup:

 

Jfrag Teh Foul

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Don't have any pics of her, and figure that she would be curious as to why I would want to just randomly walk by and snap a shot of her.

A fair description would be that she is average, but could be better if she would change hairstyle, maybe drop about 10 lbs, but that really digresses from the point of the post.

Usually women don't overtly resort to the normal guy activity and stare at varying anatomical parts, they usually will do the normal stuff such as expose the neck, play with the hair... etc, when interested.

The creeping me out part is that she is married w/kids and I am married w/kids... and she knows that I am a very happily married guy.

I don't know... the whole thing just has me confused. :confused:
 

Jfrag Teh Foul

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Originally posted by: DieselUV
Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul
Why do you consistantly glance at my crotchables when we are talking? It kinda creeps me out.

stare at her chest oh minister of boobies

Not what I would consider "professional" office ethic.
 

Meatyone

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Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul
...married w/kids ...married w/kids...:confused:

Stay away. As you must know the if they got kids it's all wowed out and you get no feeling - like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
 

Jfrag Teh Foul

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Originally posted by: Meatyone
Originally posted by: Jfrag Teh Foul
...married w/kids ...married w/kids...:confused:

Stay away. As you must know the if they got kids it's all wowed out and you get no feeling - like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Oh, I will stay away... no worries there, but I think you underestimate the size of the wreath hook.