To dominate, decimate and destroy all that lay before us. To crush our enemies and take their women.

[dennilfloss]

Who better than Russ to explain why someone would want to join the awesome AnandTech force known as Da Borg!



When Did You Get Back From Mars? (I Mother earth)

 

[ltk007]

So basically you borgs kill and get laid all day?

 

[yakko]

I don't know. Who?

 

[prodigy]

Dang sounds like a sweet job!

 

[Yeeny]

Hey, I don't want no stinking women! Can't we take some men too, preferably Rob Thomas?

 

[zippy]

Is this a trick question?

 

[dennilfloss]

GirlFriday,

We saved Henry Rollins just for you. He's chained to your regenerating cubicle wall right now, dressed in pink gauze, right beside the huge jar of mayonnaise.

Anyway, for the male Borg, here's a quote by a Federation escapee.

Of their enemies, he says that the dreaded Borg like "To watch them die slowly in pain while their wives take pleasure"

Underground (Moist)

 

[Cable God]

My "psychic" self was drawn to this knowing that GF would be mentioning Rob Thomas here Hehehe, I couldn't resist it GF..

 

[JellyBaby]

<< ... To crush our enemies and take their women. >>

I would also add, &quot;and to eat their food.&quot; Real men gotta eat, ya know?

 

[Yeeny]

GirlFriday,

We saved Henry Rollins just for you. He's chained to your regenerating cubicle wall right now, dressed in pink gauze, right beside the huge jar of mayonnaise

Um, thanks, I think?

cablegod: Don't you have some other women to harass besides poor innocent me? Your starting to make me look predictable here!

 

[dennilfloss]

Borg food is indeed made of crushed enemies: it's called Soylent Borg.

Strangers In The Night (Frank Sinatra)

 

[Cable God]

GF: Hehehe, awwww now, if I didn't like you I wouldn't talk about you now

Denis, too bad you'll just have to sit and watch in your Borg Thrones w/WW