to canada

[TechBoyJK]

someone told me they want to go "to canada to see a mooose"

is that a saying? or should I take that at face value?

 

[glenn beck]

it's spelled moooooooose

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
someone told me they want to go "to canada to see a mooose"

is that a saying? or should I take that at face value?

is that the same as saying "I'm going to see a man about a horse"?

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
someone told me they want to go "to canada to see a mooose"

is that a saying? or should I take that at face value?

is that the same as saying "I'm going to see a man about a horse"?

well if i kenw that i wouldnt have posted the question. =)

 

[TechBoyJK]

http://www.mtannoyances.com/?p=380

to see a man about a horse seems to mean to cover your intentions for your departure. such as, to have an affair, booty call, go to the bathroom, etc.

hopefully this is a similar meaning to the canada phrase

 

[sandorski]

It's been posted 3 times in this thread. I think that qualifies it as a "saying". It wasn't before.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Tell your friend, they don't have to go to Canada to see a moose, Eh.

 

[uberman]

I've seen lots of mooses. I've seen mooses in Canada, Alaska, Wyoming and Idaho.

I saw one attack my Toyota pick up in northern British Columbia. She was standing on ice in the middle of the road. If I hit the moose it'd come over the hood and hurt me. They are tall. Instead I hit the brakes and landed in a snowdrift. The moose had tried to run and slipped on the ice, she was a bit mad so she leaned against the bed of the pick up and slammed her head against the drivers window for awhile.

Another time I was in a hot spring in Idaho in winter. I looked up and there was a male and female standing 10 feet from me. I did not move. I've seen movies of tormented moose kill people. It's better not to startle them.

They have lots of mooses in Newfoundland, Canada, but the night we drove around looking for them we couldn't find any.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Isle Royale in Lake Superior has a whole herd. PSA Never get between a moose and his morning drink.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: uberman
I've seen lots of mooses. I've seen mooses in Canada, Alaska, Wyoming and Idaho.

I saw one attack my Toyota pick up in northern British Columbia. She was standing on ice in the middle of the road. If I hit the moose it'd come over the hood and hurt me. They are tall. Instead I hit the brakes and landed in a snowdrift. The moose had tried to run and slipped on the ice, she was a bit mad so she leaned against the bed of the pick up and slammed her head against the drivers window for awhile.

Another time I was in a hot spring in Idaho in winter. I looked up and there was a male and female standing 10 feet from me. I did not move. I've seen movies of tormented moose kill people. It's better not to startle them.

They have lots of mooses in Newfoundland, Canada, but the night we drove around looking for them we couldn't find any.

I think its been pretty much established that this thread is not about actual moose as much as its about covertly going to the bathroom.

PS: there are lots of moose in Ontario and Quebec. My uncle goes moose hunting every year.

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: uberman
I've seen lots of mooses. I've seen mooses in Canada, Alaska, Wyoming and Idaho.

I saw one attack my Toyota pick up in northern British Columbia. She was standing on ice in the middle of the road. If I hit the moose it'd come over the hood and hurt me. They are tall. Instead I hit the brakes and landed in a snowdrift. The moose had tried to run and slipped on the ice, she was a bit mad so she leaned against the bed of the pick up and slammed her head against the drivers window for awhile.

Another time I was in a hot spring in Idaho in winter. I looked up and there was a male and female standing 10 feet from me. I did not move. I've seen movies of tormented moose kill people. It's better not to startle them.

They have lots of mooses in Newfoundland, Canada, but the night we drove around looking for them we couldn't find any.

I think its been pretty much established that this thread is not about actual moose as much as its about covertly going to the bathroom.

PS: there are lots of moose in Ontario and Quebec. My uncle goes moose hunting every year.

a girl emailed me and said she wanted to steal me and we'd go to canada to see a moose.

her tone has been very flirty leading up to that

 

[uberman]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: uberman
I've seen lots of mooses. I've seen mooses in Canada, Alaska, Wyoming and Idaho.

I saw one attack my Toyota pick up in northern British Columbia. She was standing on ice in the middle of the road. If I hit the moose it'd come over the hood and hurt me. They are tall. Instead I hit the brakes and landed in a snowdrift. The moose had tried to run and slipped on the ice, she was a bit mad so she leaned against the bed of the pick up and slammed her head against the drivers window for awhile.

Another time I was in a hot spring in Idaho in winter. I looked up and there was a male and female standing 10 feet from me. I did not move. I've seen movies of tormented moose kill people. It's better not to startle them.

They have lots of mooses in Newfoundland, Canada, but the night we drove around looking for them we couldn't find any.

I think its been pretty much established that this thread is not about actual moose as much as its about covertly going to the bathroom.

PS: there are lots of moose in Ontario and Quebec. My uncle goes moose hunting every year.

a girl emailed me and said she wanted to steal me and we'd go to canada to see a moose.

her tone has been very flirty leading up to that

Impress her with your enhanced knowledge of mooses, she will find you more attractive if she senses danger, but realizes you can protect her with your knowledge of mooses.

 

[waffleironhead]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: uberman
I've seen lots of mooses. I've seen mooses in Canada, Alaska, Wyoming and Idaho.

I saw one attack my Toyota pick up in northern British Columbia. She was standing on ice in the middle of the road. If I hit the moose it'd come over the hood and hurt me. They are tall. Instead I hit the brakes and landed in a snowdrift. The moose had tried to run and slipped on the ice, she was a bit mad so she leaned against the bed of the pick up and slammed her head against the drivers window for awhile.

Another time I was in a hot spring in Idaho in winter. I looked up and there was a male and female standing 10 feet from me. I did not move. I've seen movies of tormented moose kill people. It's better not to startle them.

They have lots of mooses in Newfoundland, Canada, but the night we drove around looking for them we couldn't find any.

I think its been pretty much established that this thread is not about actual moose as much as its about covertly going to the bathroom.

PS: there are lots of moose in Ontario and Quebec. My uncle goes moose hunting every year.

a girl emailed me and said she wanted to steal me and we'd go to canada to see a moose.

her tone has been very flirty leading up to that

FYI she is going to bring a gun and she is coming back alone.

 

[Kenazo]

Another Canadian themed thread! They're everywhere lately.

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: waffleironhead

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: uberman
I've seen lots of mooses. I've seen mooses in Canada, Alaska, Wyoming and Idaho.

I saw one attack my Toyota pick up in northern British Columbia. She was standing on ice in the middle of the road. If I hit the moose it'd come over the hood and hurt me. They are tall. Instead I hit the brakes and landed in a snowdrift. The moose had tried to run and slipped on the ice, she was a bit mad so she leaned against the bed of the pick up and slammed her head against the drivers window for awhile.

Another time I was in a hot spring in Idaho in winter. I looked up and there was a male and female standing 10 feet from me. I did not move. I've seen movies of tormented moose kill people. It's better not to startle them.

They have lots of mooses in Newfoundland, Canada, but the night we drove around looking for them we couldn't find any.

I think its been pretty much established that this thread is not about actual moose as much as its about covertly going to the bathroom.

PS: there are lots of moose in Ontario and Quebec. My uncle goes moose hunting every year.

a girl emailed me and said she wanted to steal me and we'd go to canada to see a moose.

her tone has been very flirty leading up to that

FYI she is going to bring a gun and she is coming back alone.

ha! good try. but i doubt it. she's my best friend's neighbor. and by best friend's girlfriend said she asks when i'm going to be over so she can just "happen" to stop by, randomly. anyways, i'm not here to make this l&r, i just wanted to know if it's a common saying or not.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: uberman
I've seen lots of mooses. I've seen mooses in Canada, Alaska, Wyoming and Idaho.

I saw one attack my Toyota pick up in northern British Columbia. She was standing on ice in the middle of the road. If I hit the moose it'd come over the hood and hurt me. They are tall. Instead I hit the brakes and landed in a snowdrift. The moose had tried to run and slipped on the ice, she was a bit mad so she leaned against the bed of the pick up and slammed her head against the drivers window for awhile.

Another time I was in a hot spring in Idaho in winter. I looked up and there was a male and female standing 10 feet from me. I did not move. I've seen movies of tormented moose kill people. It's better not to startle them.

They have lots of mooses in Newfoundland, Canada, but the night we drove around looking for them we couldn't find any.

I think its been pretty much established that this thread is not about actual moose as much as its about covertly going to the bathroom.

PS: there are lots of moose in Ontario and Quebec. My uncle goes moose hunting every year.

a girl emailed me and said she wanted to steal me and we'd go to canada to see a moose.

her tone has been very flirty leading up to that

now you tell us the details, after we tried to figure it out.

 

[waffleironhead]

So in all actuality she is into watersports? She wants you there when she "goes to see a moose"? I guess if that is what gets her off, who am I to judge.

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: uberman
I've seen lots of mooses. I've seen mooses in Canada, Alaska, Wyoming and Idaho.

I saw one attack my Toyota pick up in northern British Columbia. She was standing on ice in the middle of the road. If I hit the moose it'd come over the hood and hurt me. They are tall. Instead I hit the brakes and landed in a snowdrift. The moose had tried to run and slipped on the ice, she was a bit mad so she leaned against the bed of the pick up and slammed her head against the drivers window for awhile.

Another time I was in a hot spring in Idaho in winter. I looked up and there was a male and female standing 10 feet from me. I did not move. I've seen movies of tormented moose kill people. It's better not to startle them.

They have lots of mooses in Newfoundland, Canada, but the night we drove around looking for them we couldn't find any.

I think its been pretty much established that this thread is not about actual moose as much as its about covertly going to the bathroom.

PS: there are lots of moose in Ontario and Quebec. My uncle goes moose hunting every year.

a girl emailed me and said she wanted to steal me and we'd go to canada to see a moose.

her tone has been very flirty leading up to that

now you tell us the details, after we tried to figure it out.

i purposely refrained from tainting it with L&R. i just wanted an answer, not to have to give them. plus I have hot pics of the girl and I didn't want to be tempted to post and brag. consumes unnecessary bandwidth and stirs lust.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

a girl emailed me and said she wanted to steal me and we'd go to canada to see a moose.

her tone has been very flirty leading up to that

Tell her that is she wants to see a moose wang she doesn't have to go all the way to Canada.

 

[sdifox]

Never heard this before.

 

[potato28]

Originally posted by: uberman
I've seen lots of mooses. I've seen mooses in Canada, Alaska, Wyoming and Idaho.

I saw one attack my Toyota pick up in northern British Columbia. She was standing on ice in the middle of the road. If I hit the moose it'd come over the hood and hurt me. They are tall. Instead I hit the brakes and landed in a snowdrift. The moose had tried to run and slipped on the ice, she was a bit mad so she leaned against the bed of the pick up and slammed her head against the drivers window for awhile.

Another time I was in a hot spring in Idaho in winter. I looked up and there was a male and female standing 10 feet from me. I did not move. I've seen movies of tormented moose kill people. It's better not to startle them.

They have lots of mooses in Newfoundland, Canada, but the night we drove around looking for them we couldn't find any.

How can you not find meese in Newfoundland? The Newfies down the road had 4 cars totaled by the damn things before moving out here.

 

[desy]

I saw a moose in the middle of the day running between the divided highway just outside of the city
At first I thought some horse got loose from an acreage but nope as I got closer.
Damn moose running down the road bad news those mooses
http://www.zenwaiter.com/moosephoto.htm

 

[Capt Caveman]

I have a friend who's whole extended family goes to Northern Maine to rent a bunch of cabins to see Moose.

 

[rh71]

people go to Florida or CA to see the mouse.

 

[TechBoyJK]

i dont think she actually wants to go to canada to see a mouse. based on the context of our conversations, I believe it was said as an excuse to gtfo of town.